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Is it a full moon tonight or something?

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Soubriquet · 14/10/2016 19:32

The amount of weird goady bullshit threads that are appearing is unbelievable!

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HerSpookyFattyness · 14/10/2016 21:24

I can't wear normal pads. They irritate me because of the stupid smells. But I have stupidly heavy periods anyway so use a tampon plus maternity pad

ScrambledSmegs · 14/10/2016 21:24

Completely off topic, courgette spaghetti is a bit shit, isn't it?

DoloresVanCartier · 14/10/2016 21:24

The worst bit was my dad saying "Dolores, what's that bloody car eating now?" As he sat in my lounge watching football as the cat threw the mc up in the air trying to kill it!!

Soubriquet · 14/10/2016 21:25

Eek. Have you seen a doctor about that HSF?

Never tried courgetti

Had butternut squashetti once for the DC. Dd turned her nose up straight away. Until I told her it was mermaid hair spaghetti then all of a sudden she couldn't get enough of it

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HerSpookyFattyness · 14/10/2016 21:25

dolores Grin

smegs I've never tried it. It sounded a bit shit so I didn't bother

HemanOrSheRa · 14/10/2016 21:25

Mmmmm foamy shrimps Grin.

All I can say is for once the Moon Gods are beaming down on me - I am NOT on call this weekend! The full/hunters/gibbous whatever moon can do what the hell it likes!

And it's chayfe btw Grin.

Mintybuttons · 14/10/2016 21:25

When my dd was very little, she used to say gibbet (pronounced with a hard g) instead of biscuit - we still say it now lots of years later 😊

OhMrsQ · 14/10/2016 21:25

DoloresVanCartier no, no no!!

I tried courgette spaghetti. Its ok. No match for the real stuff.

I did make a cauliflower pizza though. Was really nice.

StStrattersOfMN · 14/10/2016 21:26

Diarydoll - so where does the wee go?

Soubriquet · 14/10/2016 21:26

So your pussy literally ate your moon cup

Grin
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HerSpookyFattyness · 14/10/2016 21:26

sou I just have heavy periods. Fuck all wrong with me. Apart from the numerous crap I complain about on the ninja thread Grin

OhMrsQ · 14/10/2016 21:27

sou ha!

IPityThePontipines · 14/10/2016 21:27

I believe Ched Evans to be scum and today's verdict a travesty of justice. However,

Ched Evans wasn't found innocent, he was found not guilty. I suggest you learn the difference Velvet.

Why do people keep saying this? It betrays a total lack of understanding of the legal system.

In the legal system of England and Wales country, unless you are found guilty beyond all reasonable doubt, then you are innocent. That's it. There's no limbo, no halfway house.

Unless you are are arguing that once anyone, ever is charged with a crime they can never, ever be innocent, but again, that's not how the legal system works.

OhMrsQ · 14/10/2016 21:28

i'm going to have to find out who this ched evans is, arent i?

ScrambledSmegs · 14/10/2016 21:28

I thought I'd give it a whirl, see what all the fuss was about. I don't like it cooked, it leaks.

Sparklingbrook · 14/10/2016 21:29

Yes MrsQ my favourites. Grin DH likes a Sherbert Fountain.

I will get down to Savers Soub, that sounds more like it.

Anyone done anything interesting today? I went to B&M and spent £12 on random crap. Thrilling.

OhMrsQ · 14/10/2016 21:29

i've not liked courgettes since i was little.
i don't care how fashionable they are now.

HerSpookyFattyness · 14/10/2016 21:29

smegs what do you mean it leaks? Confused What leaks Out Of It? Do I really want to know?

Soubriquet · 14/10/2016 21:29

Ah we had it raw here

I've never had heavy periods. Mine are fairly light..and they are bad enough.

Big respect for those deal with the heaviness

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StStrattersOfMN · 14/10/2016 21:30

He was found guilty first though and it should have fucking stuck

OhMrsQ · 14/10/2016 21:30

sparkling mmmmmmm lovely.

I've edited 400 out of 1700 photos and bought half of asos.com and its only 1.30 :(

Soubriquet · 14/10/2016 21:30

What you buy Sparkling?

We have a B and M here. It's ok. Not overly thrilling. Not when we already have a pounstretchers that sell the same stuff 2 mins away

We went to a car boot today. And spent a whopping.....£2.50

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ScrambledSmegs · 14/10/2016 21:31

Grin That was a good joke.

DoloresVanCartier · 14/10/2016 21:31

GrinGrinGrinchildish humour pleases me now I'm in my 40's!! Of course I only look in my 30's

My periods are sooo heavy though I might look into maternity pads with a tampon too. I did go to the docs a couple of times after one hour in bed with super plus tampon in and DP woke screaming trying to swim to the side of the bed there was so much blood not really but I like to exaggerate, the doctor told me I wasn't endemic therefore was only losing about a teaspoon of blood per tampon HmmHmm was my look at him and my thought bubble read "how the fuck would you know, my DP nearly drowned!"

HerSpookyFattyness · 14/10/2016 21:31

I peopled. I don't like peopling, but I did it. I bought my Halloween costume for the Halloween party at the nursery I volunteer in. I saw my mum. I told my DD about a million times that her leg was fine and it didn't matter if there was icky blood it wasn't going to fall off.

Not very interesting at all.

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