to wonder why my kids wont bloody stand up

[Gowgirl]

Just that really they lean on me constantly, I love a cuddle with them but they would rather roll about on my lap or lean on my legs, all the time! Between the three of them its like being under attack!

It's because they lurve you! I get that it's seriously annoying though

Is it your fabric softener? Maybe you smell irresistible?

Maybe cover yourself in broccoli or other veg feared by children and you'll be fine?

Start brushing their hair

Dd used to do this. I reached for the hair brush and she would suddenly sit/stand up

Doesn't work now. She loves a good hair brush

It's like when I bleach the kitchen floor and my cat loses her shit and rolls around on it

They are cold. Put an extra layer on them.

Fart.

I feel your pain, I don't mind a cuddle but I need my personal space, I chuck em off!

They are busy playingfighting over a Duplo brick now, just gearing myself up for bath time!

DD treats me like a climbing frame. For the past 10 minutes she has been demanding hug after hug after hug, which wouldn't be too bad if they were actual hugs. Instead I'm getting 'jump on mummy, bounce up and down and bounce off' on repeat.