To think that cheese slices have no place on a pizza

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

Ordered a take away pizza, 4 cheeses with some extra toppings. Turns up quickly which is good but on every slice of pizza is one of those cheap, plastic cheese slices.
Pizza was of course disgusting and is now in the bin. It cost a small fortune but I have extreme social anxiety which leaves me very panicky if I have to make calls and more so to complain. I'm moving house which is why I ordered as all cooking stuff at new house and I'm cleaning old house. After a very bad week it's actually left me sat on the floor in tears (I know I am being unreasonable about that, just a last straw kind f thing). ButAIBU that you don't put cheese slices on a pizza??

What full squares or chopped up? Still rubbish either way like!

Savages!

Half a slice just plonked on top of each slice of pizza

May the pizza gods rain rancid pepperoni down on their ridiculous heads! YANBU

What the fuck...no, absolutely no. Fucking monsters

Lol ohdearducks well put

Ewwww YANBU

I have a disgusting penchant for plastic cheese

Wouldn't pay over the odds for it though!

that poor pizza.

A pizza deserves real cheese

YANBU.
WTF is wrong with them?!

Yuk, i would complain. They have no place on a pizza. Can anyone else call up for you. Or could you call and just say you are allergic to something in a cheese slice, had you known you would have ordered something else. And ask for a replacement with three cheese or a different type.

I love cheap cheese slices, but not on pizza, unexpectedly, that's just all wrong.
There's nothing worse than crap takeaway.

I think I would have eaten it anyway. Can't you just eat round the offending cheese?

looks horrible ds1 would however love it he loves those horrible plastic cheese slices especially on a burger

Rank! YANBU.
Can you order from.somewhere else to cheer yourself up?

Cheap bastards, that is SO wrong.

Yes complain, then pop yourself off to the nearest Co-Op/equivalent and get some Prosecco and crisps/cakes (it's not hot pizza but better than that bloody effort) :)

DH loves cheese slices - they're called plastic cheese chez Hathaway. But I think he might actually be driven to violence if such cheese appeared on a pizza!

I'm so sorry your evening was spoiled. I had a little cry this lunchtime when my lunch was made wrong. Sometimes there's just too much else going on and a little mistake comes to epitomise the shittiness of the universe.

Nutella straight out of the jar?

I have tried to eat around the cheese but have now run out of "safe" pizza. In all honesty the rest of it was not much better...suspect the quality control on ingredients is fairly poor...have put it down to experience and left a strongly worded review. Thanks for cheering me up though

Lol mrshathaway I'm allergic to nuts, as if things couldn't get any worse haha.
Prosecco and crisps might be a winner though. And dip. And a film. And sacking off cleaning till tomorrow.

Oops sorry ... Ben & Jerry's then.

And absolutely fuck the cleaning. Sounds like the last thing you need to be doing.

After several glasses of Prosecco it may taste better. Well done for eating the safe bits of pizza .

Would you like to name and shame this pizza outlet? Was it a fake Pizza Hut? Pizza shack or similar? I'd like to know to avoid them.

Cheesy Doritos and Garlic Mayonnaise Dip, washed down with Prosecco = fit

Prosecco and crisps. Perfect. As mentioned above, maybe try the pizza again after a few glasses.

So the biggest spider I've ever seen just ran out of my shoe and I'm pretty sure the whole Street heard me screaming. It is not my day. I might need 2 bottles of prosecco