Airline seats are the new eating grapes in a supermarket

[OnlyHereForTheCamping]

When I first joined mumsnet and it were all fields etc. The great divide was between those who would eat grapes in a supermarket and those who would not. Now it appears to be those who fork out for seats on a plane and those who don't

Derek, has that bloody child not fallen out yet? She's a rude bugger staying put up your chuff like that.

Honey eviction not occurring as yet

It's wedding season I enjoy!
And parking threads - the subject that keeps on giving.

Ooh yes, and the "is it creepy to buy your DC valentines cards" threads. If completely forgotten them.

Hmm. What else? Too much chocolate at Easter? April Fools upsetting my PFB?

I don't like parking threads. They bore me, no one round here seems to care if someone parks outside their house.

Wedding season is occurring at the moment with the 'child free wedding but I want to take mine' threads

Ha ha. I would eat grapes then of course pay for them. I would fork out for seats and always have done

There are so many different permutations to the parking threads though 'someone just parked in my living room Aibu to leave a polite note requesting they brush up the rubble from my broken wall?' Followed by 'oh first world problems don't you have anything better to worry about that your partially demolished house , like Syria or whether your child can sit next to you on your next flight?'

Am I missing out by not opening them?

I prefer au pair and food related threads.

The whole sausage and mash is junk food thread I loved. Let's me see that Mn isn't real

Au pair thread make me anxious, I still read them

Don't forget the "I gave DH loads of passive aggressive hints starting directly after Christmas and he still didn't buy what I wanted for mothers'day" threads.

And my personal favourite..MIL bough my PFB an advent calendar with chocolate in - the crazy fucking bitch. I wanted to be the first person to give Tarquin chocolate, once he turns 18.

Sooty followed by a 'hallmark are the reason we are all sheep' threads

Quier you are wrong . It's 'MIL gave my 4984 month old chocolate, they had no idea it existed'

Always do in age in months

so true.

'oh first world problems don't you have anything better to worry about that your partially demolished house , like Syria or whether your child can sit next to you on your next flight?'

I do love to venture into AIBU, mostly for a laugh.

I am amazed how threads that are exactly the same can have a totally different answers depending on the opinion of those in the first 5 posts.

Derek. Try luring her out with a baby bottle filled with rum & coke and an open packet of chocolate buttons. And start a thread about it.

4984 month old! This taamot is cheering me and my shitey sciatic nerve right up

Kind of have an eviction thread going at the minute.

don't even get started on the big divide between

Father Christmas bring ALL the presents

v

Stockings from Santa everything else from us

and the drama when you live in the first camp and your MIL decides to GIVE YOUR CHILD A PRESENT as it will SPOIL EVERYTHING

Derek don't bore us with your actual baby, unless you have already booked them seats next to you for the next 3564 months

I've also put a ban on chocolate ever and if anyone buys them anything for Xmas I will burn it while making voo doo dolls.

Yes I read it. But the rum only just occurred to me now