My husband, Clark Kent, came home without his pants this morning....

[metaphoricus]

AIBU to think that somebody, somewhere, knows where they are...?

Outside a mumsnetter's house with a diagram. She found them after the school run this morning, red character ones. Check earlier posts

I just thought about that thread too!

A HAHAHAHAHAHA

That is the first thing that popped into my head!!

way funny.

He is so obviously up to no good. I suspect your neighbour is the OW. Sorry Lois. I mean Meta.

Maybe he shit himself?

They're in a phone box somewhere near the Daily Planet's offices.

Were they red character ones

Keerist! There's a diagram? On Mumsnet? So you all knew about this before I did? Gutted {sad}

He's having an affair with an ambitious journalist.

LTB

There's a diagram? On Mumsnet? So you all knew about this before I did? Gutted

Really? TAAT? Or is it not unusual for grown men to arrive home sans underwear?

Just ordered a shitload of kryptonite from amazon, alongside some navy blue skechers go walk 3. Hopefully they will come in the same box, I will make sure he answers the door and with a bit of luck he'll just collapse on the doorstep, and I can go walk.
Have read previous threads.Putting 2 and 2 together.

Pooed himself on the way home from the pub and chucked them?

I often see abandoned pants on the street I walk to work. I always assume that is what happens, can't think why else a man would take his pants off by a main road.

Men's pants are nearly as common as baby shoes round here

Whoosh!

No easy way to say this, he was walking with his mum and he shat on the towpaths. There was evidence, she checked his pants. Usually, she has poo bags with her but....... OP you don't have an OW or missing pants problem. You have a husband problem

How do you think Mrs.Bruce Banner feels?

kc225. How very dare you undermine my marital relationship!? I bet my husband can spin round in a phone box and put on a tight and sexy
superman outfit quicker than yours can!
Having said that, I'm not sure I would want to watch that happen, nor cheer him on. I'd keep a bit of kryptonite in my purse to avoid the more embarrassing situations.

ego 147 - green with envy?

Hahaha

LTB OP. Seriously, what planet does he think he's on?

Why would you want him to wear pants (or trousers)?

There's a moccasin shoe hangING from our tele phone wire. Is that yours too? Also a toupee stuck to my tyre. I froze in horror thinking I had murdered a rodent but it's a shiney black hair pice complete with quiff.

OK, I have to be serious now. I need to find and collect these pants because they have superpowers. And somebody's just dumped them in a bin? What a fucking liberty. It's ruined my evening somewhat. Mr Kent is now fast asleep in bed, and snoring, so as usual it's all up to me to clear up his mess. Let me tell you, when he's out and about tomorrow, saving the world, it's really all down to me sorting out his uniform for the morning. Humph.