Someone has left their pants on my driveway (with diagram)

[Strangeday]

I got back from the school run this morning to find a pair of boxer shorts at the top of my drive.

We live in a private row of houses so no one really comes in apart from the residents.

They don't belong to my ndn and the other two neighbours have been in and out and ignored them drove over them

They are bright red character ones and are hard to miss.

Wwyd? I don't really want to go and pick them up. Can't really known on doors to see if anyone's lost their pants.

Alarms! - DP says burglars use clean washing instead of gloves...

Post flyers through neighbours door, have you lost your pants? With picture.

If nobody claims them, they obviously belong to the messiah and a shrine should be erected with weekly pants offering, preferably lace to appease the gods.

Well I just saw my ndn, she said they must belong to our other neighbour (we only have two other neighbours and only one has men living there).

She got her mop fished them up and has now put them on other neighbours doorstep.

Next will be a thread from other neighbour saying just come home and there are pants on my doorstep

I reckon it was a cat...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35859813

Oh I needed this thread in my life. Thank you OP

we only have two other neighbours and only one has men living there).

Ah, but the men don't have to be living there . They could be gentlemen callers.

Times must be hard for Superman if he's taken a second job as a Stripper-gram

OP DELIVERS! They really are quite bright arn't they!

Oh I know, tone honest ndn didn't really like the other neighbour, so I think she quite enjoyed chucking the pants on their doorstep.

I need to be around when they get back from work.

Omg I read that as "left pants on the driveway (with diaphragm)"...

A driveway, pants, a diagram . . . . (sigh )- it doesn't get much better than this . . .

. . . unless . . . You couldn't orchestrate a wheelie bin standoff and a parking dispute as well, could you?

No pressure.

I went to work one day (small college annexe) and found a pair of grannie pants frozen to the pavement just outside the front door - completely covered in frost. They hadn't been there the day before.

Strange.

One of the boyfriends is back now but as he hasn't been there all week we don't think they're his pants.

I don't know if he's picked them up.

There are lots of parking dramas here and strange wheelie bin activity but I'd better not go there.

Buzzard "I am Spartacus Jellibelli"

The other is a darned imposter, Strange got in a pickle with muddling us.....

They could have been dropped by a kleptomaniac cat 🐱

I once lived with a kleptomaniac cat - it's surprising what inanimate things they think are interesting

Maybe it's conceptual art...

The bellis are confusing me!

I also thought someone had left pants AND a diagram of where the pants were placed. This thread is far less exciting now

I once found a rucksack outside my old house containing only coconut macaroons. Now that was odd

Oh hell my dh would have a hissy fit if he found strange superman pants just outside the back door! Your poor neighbour will have some explaining to do if they are not hers!

Wrap them up and give them as your Secret Santa gift at work.

I love this thread. MN at its finest