Someone has left their pants on my driveway (with diagram)

[Strangeday]

I got back from the school run this morning to find a pair of boxer shorts at the top of my drive.

We live in a private row of houses so no one really comes in apart from the residents.

They don't belong to my ndn and the other two neighbours have been in and out and ignored them drove over them

They are bright red character ones and are hard to miss.

Wwyd? I don't really want to go and pick them up. Can't really known on doors to see if anyone's lost their pants.

[HerOtherHalf]

Take them to the police station. If nobody claims them within six months you'll get to keep them.

[HateSummer]

updated...WITH PANTS.

[HateSummer]

Ok here's an updated version:

My house is better than any of yours. At least it actually shows pants 🙄.

[Buzzardbird]

HateSummer was that a picture of a crime scene on the previous page?

It is more a mystery to me why Jellibelli has 2 spellings of the same username? Is this to avoid the hijacking?

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

If nobody claims them within six months you;ll get to keep them

I'd be marking the 6 months date in my diary for sure

[HateSummer]

No Buzzard, that's just my ds's beautiful artwork..it does look quite disturbing doesn't it

[Justaboy]

Look! just go an put them on fleabay and claim that they were worn by some celb or other and that you can still see some markings . Some mug will buy them;!

[shockthemonkey]

One of your trees looks slightly phallic. Could the pants have blown off that tree in the bottom left hand corner?

[Mynestisfullofempty]

This thread started quite silly and then got sillier.

I like it.

[Strangeday]

I'm still here and so are the pants.

I've been out and they're still there.

Here is a photo against my better judgment.

[WeirdAndPissedOff]

Looking forward to the photo with interest!

I once found some pants on my driveway - turns out they belonged to Dstepdad who had seen a wasp whilst getting changed upstairs and thrown the pants at it. They missed the wasp and went our of the window, and he forgot to collect them before leaving for work.

So perhaps you have a neighbour who had his pants scared off by a wasp?

[EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard]

Get a long stick, elevate pants and lay them on the bushes

[DorothyBastard]

Bated breath waiting for the photo

[Youarenotprepared]

You didn't say they were superman pants. This changes everything...

[Strangeday]

Photo

[HateSummer]

Nice pic of the imaginary pants

[HateSummer]

X posts!

Well it's obvious who left them there. It's only superman isn't it? Duh!

[x2boys]

I also thought someone had left pants and a diagram Paradisecity I hope they are clean.

[Strangeday]

I actually had to stand on my drive and take that photo hoping no one would notice. I was standing trying to look like I was texting.

I messaged dh to tell him and he replied "disgusting".

I think I'll let him move them later when it's dark and let everyone think they're his.

[EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard]

Go out with white chalk, a Sharpie pen and some card. Outline pants and leave marker 'EXHIBIT A'

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

What if they get stuck to your car tyre and you drive off to Waitrose/Sainsburys/Tesco/Booths

Is that worse than walking along and discovering yesterdays knickers poking out the leg of your jeans?

[Floggingmolly]

Oh, it's just one pair . I was imagining the trees to be positively festooned with strange pants like our street was all those years ago

[SlowJinn]

Wrap them up and give them as your Secret Santa gift at work.

[LagunaBubbles]

Go out with white chalk, a Sharpie pen and some card. Outline pants and leave marker 'EXHIBIT A'

[JellyBelli]

Two Jellis?