To insist things are true despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

[LumpyMcBentface]

That 1996 was ten years ago.

Food eaten standing up doesn't count.

If size 12 jeans from Next fit me, I am a size 12.

If something I want is reduced in the sale it is an unmissable bargain.

Gin and slimline tonic has zero calories.

I'm sure I'm not the only one with amazing powers of self delusion. What are yours?

'Common People' is Pulp's most recent release

That I can not only play the guitar like Clapton but I can sing like Adele.

Oh yes I was ided for alcohol the other day last time probably about a decade ago and it'll happen again soon I'm sure.

" lifeissweet

Hillary Clinton must be in her 40s, right?
Because Bill was only just president a couple of years ago and they were both in their 40s then"

I'll accept not 40s (would have said 50s until the other day when we were all told exactly how old and fit she is) but he was president fairly recently surely??? Before Obama it was bush and before him Clinton (bill)??? So can only have been a decade or so unless I've missed a few??

2001, 15 years ago he stopped.
Which seems a long time but then of course bush was president at 9/11

Who knew they stuck around so long!!

I simply do not believe Clinton was 15 years ago. It is not true. It was about 4 years ago. I know I'm right.

Any song by Pulp is about 3 years old. Max.

I am achieving lots in the house and garden this weekend because we are Not Going Away.