OK Ladies (and yes I know not everyone on here is female or identifies as a lady but I can't be bothered to list all sub catagories).
Could MN start a production company and hire Mel and Sue, PH and Mary? The programme could be 'great MN bake off'?
I'm sure between us we have the skills and talent.
Oysterbabe your ideas will, of course, be given due consideration, but if Mary says 'no' then it's a no.