The perfect MN present for someone you don't like very much

[CatThiefKeith]

I give you Cats bum tea towel holder

That's dd's teachers Christmas present sorted then.

excellent

Same shop stocks this charming Shit Stirrer Spoon

Oh. Just realised this is in Aibu. Meant to post in chat. 😳

Soap? Anti wrinkle cream?

A toilet brush.

A chocolate starfish!

Who was the poster with the giant sparkly carrot?

I've always wanted to wrap up a tube of Caneston Thrush in pretty paper and give it to someone. There you go, OP - this has turned into AIBU and you can post in peace now.

For their children - moon sand and slime.
For them - cover the grey hair dye.

I once saw in a shop a purple glittery and marabou covered phone. It was the perfect tasteful gift for that hard to please disliked person in your life!

Do they have kids? This.... Or any craft thing with billions of tiny beads and glitter....

I have that tea towel holder my mother bought me it as a joke present

I'd actually be well chuffed with that cat tea towel holder