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To think that my neighbours oversized gnome is out to get me!

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r2d256 · 09/09/2016 20:36

Trying to settle DD and I caught a glance of it through a gap in curtains... It's about waist high and in the design of an old lady gnome... It's like it's staring at me!! Eeek!

I should run and hide right ?

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Mybeardeddragonjustdied2016 · 09/09/2016 20:37

Our neighbour has 2 full size gorillas in the front garden!! Confused

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r2d256 · 09/09/2016 20:43

Seriously ?? Life sized ?? Wow!!

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GlitteryFluff · 09/09/2016 20:48

Oh mil has one of these. I think from asda. It's odd.

GlitteryFluff · 09/09/2016 20:50

These..?

To think that my neighbours oversized gnome is out to get me!
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r2d256 · 09/09/2016 20:52

Yes !!! That's the badger !!!!
Cute during the day but a little freaky in the dead of night...

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r2d256 · 09/09/2016 20:52

Or Erm 8:30pm...

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DietCockBreak · 09/09/2016 20:55

Pictures please!

nut3lla · 09/09/2016 20:57

Oh I'd secretly like one of those Asda gnomes. Gnorman, gnobby or whatever their gnames are! People opposite have 2 and I often feel they're watching me. Sadly don't speak to their 'owners' though as they stole our wheelie bin! Thinking about kidnapping their gnome in return for the bin...

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r2d256 · 09/09/2016 21:02

Nut3lla you must must do that !!!
I'd love to take a pic but I fear it would out me/area and we've just sold our house and wouldn't want buyers to pull out down to a gnome with a grudge... Just tried looking out a different window in same direction and I can't see it... It's coming for me isn't it!!!

Arghhhhhh

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BarbaraofSeville · 09/09/2016 22:25

Oh God I've seen the giant Asda gnomes, they're fucking hideous. Why on earth would anyone buy them Confused.

user1473106504 · 09/09/2016 23:26

They freak me out to ever since that Goosebumps episode I watched as a kid

MyKidsHaveTakenMySanity · 09/09/2016 23:36

I need these little guys in my garden..

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r2d256 · 10/09/2016 07:51

Eeek!!! Zombie gnomes ! At least they're supposed to be scary though. I don't trust something that's smiling but looks freaky at the same time...

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TheNaze73 · 10/09/2016 08:57

They are clearly missing with the occult.

Contact environmental health Wink

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