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People who swear have a bigger vocabulary

28 replies

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:31

Watching duck quacks don't echo and apparently scientists have discovered that people who swear have a bigger vocabulary.

It's not longer uncouth.

Swear away!

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SandyY2K · 06/09/2016 21:34

Really ?

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:35

Apparently so.

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Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:36

But then only swearers can come up with cunting wankbadger

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ALemonyPea · 06/09/2016 21:36

No fucking way!

SoleBizzz · 06/09/2016 21:36

Rubbish

SaucyJack · 06/09/2016 21:37

It's probably true. I know all the normal words- and the rude ones too.

theothermcoy · 06/09/2016 21:37

A bigger vocabulary or swear words or non swear words?

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:37

Bigger vocabulary in general

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cardibach · 06/09/2016 21:38

Well obviously! We have English, profane and obscene. One language and two schools of swearing. Got to be good.

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:39

Google says yes too

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user1471521456 · 06/09/2016 21:41

Ducks quacks do echo

www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp

user1471521456 · 06/09/2016 21:42

So busy making my link clicky, I forgot the apostrophe and full stop.

JellyBelli · 06/09/2016 21:43

But its still true that us sweary folk have a biiger vocabulary.
IDK why thats hard to believe. Not swearing involves an effort and self censorship. Thats the opposite of using your imagination and being open minded.

SoleBizzz · 06/09/2016 21:44

Do your children say cunt and tell you to fuck off?

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:44

The TV show is called Duck Quacks Don't Echo Grin

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Lottapianos · 06/09/2016 21:45

Totally agree Jelly. Obviously there's a time and a place but I'm a big fan of swearing

Floggingmolly · 06/09/2016 21:46

Only by about ten words, surely?

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:46

Do your children say cunt and tell you to fuck off

Does my 3 and 1 year old say cunt and tell me to fuck off?

Really?

That's what you have to say? Hmm

Are you someone who doesn't like swear words? Is that it?

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SoleBizzz · 06/09/2016 21:49

Oh so your children's vocabulary is never going to be any good then I'd it according to you. You said you liked swearing. ..

JellyBelli · 06/09/2016 21:49

The Never Appropriate camp believes being able to do something means you have to do it all the time regardless of context Grin

Soubriquet · 06/09/2016 21:50

Oh ffs

I'm sorry. I must have taken the wrong turning into buzzkill alley

Since I thought adults have a fucking sense of humour

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 06/09/2016 21:53

My DD2 has an amazing vocab, swears like a fucking trooper tho but I think that has been improved by her ex copper/builder stepdad.

LikeDylanInTheMovies · 06/09/2016 21:53

It isn't quite true.

www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S038800011400151X

Those who swear more frequently do not necessarily have a greater vocabulary, those who use (or more accurately are aware of) a wide range of swear words also have a wider vocabulary generally. Which is hardly surprising. Peppering every other word with a fuck or a cunt isn't in itself a sign of linguistic fluency in itself sadly.

Mind you I did once ask a friend of my Uncle whether he'd managed to fix his car and he responded with 'The fucking,fucker's fucked'. In constructing a complete sentence using only one word which isn't 'fuck' or a variant thereof was quite impressive.

justdontevenfuckingstart · 06/09/2016 21:56

Actually when DD2 was very young she turned to her dad and said 'where are my fucking shoes' and then repeated it when he said what? (not pardon)

rosesarered9 · 06/09/2016 21:56

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a fucking lung disease contracted from the fucking inhalation of very fine fucking silica particles, specifically from a fucking volcano; medically, it is the same as fucking silicosis.

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