to think this guy has been advised to call 101 by one of us

[someonestolemynick]

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/caf-customer-who-called-police-over-wrong-type-of-tea-faces-backlash-a3335851.html

Who did it? Admit it.

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/caf-customer-who-called-police-over-wrong-type-of-tea-faces-backlash-a3335851.html

What's the problem? He's only 'getting it logged ' in the mumsnet book of spurious bullshit that all police stations have, in case of future hot beverage disappointment.

I love to have a browse of that log 😂

I'd*

Waitrose was out of my usual Lemon and Sultana Danish this morning, I'm going to get this logged under inhumane cruelty.

I'm going to call 101 about one of my neighbours...I can smell the amazing full fry up and I'm starving. However, as I had a party yesterday my fridge which WAS full of party food now only contains half a dozen pork pies and some lager! I'm hoping the police will go round there and force them to share.....

I'm calling 101 because stillrabbit still has some lager left after a party.

Shocking! You aren't doing it right.

Ps. I am now treating myself to a fry up

oh I posted this original info - didn't realise there was follow up - thanks! I couldn't believe he was okay to be interviewed and everything!

to think this guy has been advised to call 101 by one of us

I actually suggested that on the other thread about this

I'm lounging in bed mnetting. The dog I'm sitting this weekend is refusing to run in the kitchen and get me a cappuccino from his owner's fancy coffee machine which may be the real reason I'm dog sitting.

I don't want doggy to be arrested, but maybe I can get an officer to come 'round and have a chat with him.

Sorry, didn't realise there was already a thread about this

*I'm calling 101 because stillrabbit still has some lager left after a party.

Shocking! You aren't doing it right.*

We did have four crates of the stuff and then some people brought their own as well! There is also an awful lot of wine and ale at the other end of the garden so if you need something to go with your fry up......

So, what's the difference, taste wise, between lemon and lemongrass?

I read this yesterday and I thought good on the cafe owner. His 'complaint' must be one of the most hipster things I've ever read.

Lemon is for ordinary folk, serving lemon to hipsters instead of lemon grass constitutes culinary abuse.

What an absolute twat