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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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Guesshoo · 04/09/2016 20:07

Nope, I'm not Being

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 20:09

guess. Are you being?

Gorgeous! Very pretty, am well jel.

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:09

Oh and ALOT of the guests were dressed as wrestlers!!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 20:09

Right I need to know what this makes you think of:

"I don't like being small" complained Alfie

"As long as you're Useful" said Thomas helpfully, "it doesn't matter what size you are".

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 20:10

Ok, red?

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:11

blue the parent in me says trains.

The me in me says penis'

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 20:11

blue. Am copying and pasting.

Makes me think of usefulness, obviously.

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:12

Are you red suitably apt if so!

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 20:12

GuessWho - are you Jess?

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:13

I'm so confused right now

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 20:13

vanilla. I fucking wish!

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:15

I bet you are equally as stunning jess!!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 20:15

Who is Hoo?!

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 20:15

guess who I still think you are being

Jess I had caramel icecream for pudding

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 20:16

Blue, it reminds me of Thomas the tank engine.

And yes it's me.
Thank you for your lovely comments!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 20:17

I'm still here and that is not me.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 20:18

red?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 20:18

red. Wowsers. Pretty lady! With gorgeous hair!

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:18

Gorgeous red

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 20:20

Wow! You are beautiful!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 20:21

I am happy to send a face shot but not on here. PM if you want to see a positively mediocre face.

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 20:22

Aww Jess, you made me blush Blush
I hated my hair growing up, but I love it now. I hardly ever brush it, just wash, condition and let it dry. I have a patch of alopecia in the back of my head near my crown so I try not to blow dry or straighten it now. And there are a few shocking white strands running through it now but I've never dyed it before (except for the occasional blonde highlights) and I'm not about to start dying it now.

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 20:23

Thank you also CC and Being.
I don't think I can pm on the chat app can I?

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 20:24

"Beautiful on the inside and out."

As are you Jess.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 20:24

Love the colour 😍