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The Gusset Movement

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LimeJellyHead · 03/09/2016 10:54

We the undersigned would like to stand up (and sit down) and be counted, with our knicker gussets in the correct anatomical position.

For countless years we have been wearing our gussets nearer to our back bottoms than our gusset-loving front lady parts. We have waited since 1989 for the invention of the world wide web to finally be able to air our gusset woes (and share pictures of cats).

The time has come for the ladies of the world to speak up. The conspiracy of the ill-positioned knicker gusset must end now. We, the Gusset Movement, request a re-positioning of those all-important panty parts. Please knicker makers of the world, move the gusset forward.

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Please sign and share www.change.org/p/knicker-designers-the-knicker-gusset-movement

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LimeJellyHead · 07/09/2016 09:44

Any pants (thong or granny) should have the gusset where we need it. Get checking Grin

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LimeJellyHead · 07/09/2016 09:45

We have 10 supoorters Grin Come on ladies, don't be shy. Many more than 10 people agreed that more front gusset is needed.

www.change.org/p/knicker-designers-the-gusset-movement

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TresDesolee · 07/09/2016 12:52

Send 'em a printout of the thread lime. Most of us probably don't want to associate our RL names with conversations about long gussets 😬

LimeJellyHead · 07/09/2016 13:02

lol, I know. I have no shame Grin

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Minceybits · 07/09/2016 13:11

It's a see-sawing thing for me:
covered bum = gusset moving too far back
or
pull gusset forward for proper coverage = butt-crack reveal and uncomfy seam-age across cheeks and a lot of hoiking.

My bum is heeeeeeeoooooge though (twerks a bit in celebration of big bums) and I would have to wear those granny pants (we call them safety-pants) that come up to your nipples for total undercarriage-coverage.

NettieF · 11/12/2017 19:56

Not a one woman army. Me too.

TwoShades1 · 12/12/2017 01:06

Personally not having a gusset problem, but I’m in Australia so maybe our gusset positioning is better? Why does the gusset needs to cover ur clit? My clit doesn’t produce any discharge or anything so I’m a bit confused as to why everyone is complaining about lack of clit coverage?? I’ve found skipping underwear all together is a better solution to finding comfortable underwear. No worries about VPL or wedgies either. It’s like freedom.

NettieF · 12/12/2017 08:27

twoshades. but if no knickers, youve got to wash your trousers after every wear!

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