To not drive to the next town for grapes!

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Not just any grapes tutti frutti grapes! We have normal green or even red grapes but they aren't good enough for dd -12 as Alfie and zoella buy tutti frutti grapes from waitrose. And she wants me to go and get her some now. There isn't a waitrose in my town so would have to drive to the next town. I said no and got a its not fair everyone hates me door slammed stomped upstairs another door slammed and she threw herself on her bed howling. ( period started this morning so think pmt may play a part here) anyway whilst she is having a meltdown I'm enjoying my Sauvignon blanch flavoured grapes and wondering should I check if she is ok?

I bought some Cotton Candy grapes from Waitrose today. They are very lovely but not worth a special trip.

I have one of those, bottled grapes do help us get through the darkest of days.

Do you mean a pack of some red and some green grapes? Is that what tutti frutti grapes means? Anyway, you are completely unreasonable and it's so not fair.

Cotton candy grapes are the best

Couldn't taste any difference in the tutti fruitti grapes we got from m and s. The cotton candy ones have become my crack however, thank god lidl sell them

Am I the only one who doesn't know what a cotton candy grape is?

Yes you are

I have no idea what a cotton candy grape is, am going to have to pop into Waitrose tomorrow...

All I can now think of is that bloody duck joke

"Got any grapes"

Well not at this time of night but wouldn't hurt to do it tomorrow.

At least she wants fruit instead of junk.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

My god I thought it was just me. Candy floss grapes are to die for. I ate a whole punnet today all to myself.

I got candy floss grapes from Asda she ate all of them. They only had normal grapes today so got a pack of each for her and my special version of grapes ( needed when dealing with hormonal child) you tube has a lot to answer for!!! My budget doesn't allow for m and s or waitrose grapes!! I'm a single mum - who is not prepared to sacrifice grape juice for tutti frutti grapes. Perhaps she is right and I do hate her.

Bloody outrageous.

Worst mum in the world.

Just laugh and ignore. Same as toddler tantrums. And sounds like some internet removal called for.

Enjoy that well deserved wine!!

Lol at the duck grapes vid! Made my evening!

Thanks Donthate was too lazy to find the video...

Holy crap it's annoying :)

Ooh can I glue her to a tree if she mentions tutti frutti grapes in the morning?

I can see where this is going tomorrow morning:

DD: Got any glue...

OP: no

DD: got any grapes

Candy floss grapes? No way

Ah I don't just have glue - I have a glue gun!! And I'm not afraid to use it!

YABU because now I have to drive to the next town to go to waitrose to buy posh grapes

Aldi sell the cotton candy grapes at the moment.

So, it seems cotton candy grapes are grapes that taste like candy floss?

And WHY did none of you miserable fuckers ever think to mention this to me before, hmm? You are all RUBBISH.