To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

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Thread 11. Message to follow.

Better, he looks a bit older than he is. About 28 I'd say. Not great when your fiancée looks 12 though.

Aidey baby lost the key to my pink fluffys so he had to find an implement

DP just uses his police issued cuffs.

being depends on how much room there is in the back-seat...

I bought mine at a party

Jess, there is never enough room on our backseat. Damn car seat!

My daughter now has the same problem, Being. She has an academic job at a London university and people are always telling her not to use the special staff entrance. Not long ago, someone thought she'd arrived to attend a school-leavers' Open Day and tried to usher her into a hall of eighteen-year-olds. She is ID'd every time for alcohol and is looked at disbelievingly when she goes to nightclubs with her friends. She finds it very insulting - I tell her she is very lucky!

Not sure where he bought that pearl thong for me

portia. I need to know more about this party....

Better, I feel her pain.

I was mistaken for a child at my new school. The woman who thought I was a child looked unconvinced when I told her I was the new teacher.

But being its a guest bed they sleep in sometimes too, they regularily have guests with bad backs and large guests, plus they have the money. So its not just a guest bed.

In my old house we didn't have visitors often and would never sleep in it, so got a crappy clickclak sofa bed that made futons look like the royal equivalent!

Twas just a anne summers party.

Oh, we're on to handcuffs... of course

Blue, yeah, I know. If they have the money, they can spend it as they wish.

Dinners ready

The woman who thought I was a child looked unconvinced when I told her I was the new teacher.

I'm sorry but

Blue, everyone thinks it's funny.

DP just uses his police issued cuffs.

misuse of police property! .

being I did say sorry. . You'll look back when you're old and wrinkly and laugh .

Blue, I know.

And the fact that it's misusing police property only makes it better.

I have had two very strong cocktails and have posted on the bed thread. I will post pictures of the car jack tomorrow when DH has gone back to work.

Ah yes. I look younger than I am and I was passed over for promotion because of it when I was 23. Now that I am 38again, I don't mind at all. All good things come to hose who wait xxxxxxxxxx

Vanilla were you being serious about the bed? How old is it?

I use an actual slow cooker :) How long can you leave one on for?