To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

actually I would have loved that. Although I prefer Yorkshire sculpture park, what with me being a classy chick an' all. Have any of you been to Monkey World? Tis awesome. Yay for founder's day.

I've been to Monkey World and one wanked at my ex housemate - yes, really

I would have loved the safari park not fornication in Doncaster I was merely expressing surprise it was being deemed a treat.
Do you slow cook in the oven AGL or in a slow cooker thingy?

Very logical reason Vanilla! Today is Founder's Day after all!

No no, Being - Founder's Day is usually the birthday of the Founder - otherwise it doesn't honour the individual who is the Founder. It would just be some random date that has nothing to do with the Founder - in this case, our dear and esteemed Vanilla.

Have just put my in water, ta muchly. I loved Monkey World. Have been to Trentham monkey forest in Stoke and also the German one, Monkey hill in Salem. They take popcorn* from your hand and pose for you.

• goiven to you by the keepers.

Typos galore today. Sorry.

Ah, I see you have already been converted, Being!

You're right Better. Don't know what I was thinking.

It's alright, Being - you're still very young...

IDd for wine today. 😑

cc I'm glad Mr carb phoned 111 - they would have asked him all the right questions to make sure he was ok, and not suffering any serious after-effects.

You'll be very happy about your unnaturally youthful looks some day, Being!

I like how others are carrying on talking about the ridiculously expensive bed around our hilarious inappropriate comments.

Better, I'd like for people to not think that I am a child mum and DP is a paedophile now though.

being I'm one of them. I mean... I don't know how people do it.

obviously we are beneath them

Also you spend over 1/3 of your life in bed so I don't think a couple of grand on a bed is expensive

In fact I would happily spend more on a bed than a car.

You do Blue, but it's a guest bed!

being. I can't decide whether they are terribly mature/have no sense of humour/ just really like beds.

Jess, I think they are trying to ignore us. That'll just make me worse!

My bed is knackered

Being That is a problem if your OH isn't similarly blessed with unnaturally youthful looks. My OH and I both looked about sixteen for two decades. not any more

Thinking about getting a head board. Need something to attach the handcuffs to