No one cares if it is the first time you posted a fucking biscuit

[Sallystyle]

They really don't.

Why do people feel the need to announce their first ever biscuit? Like they achieved something special.

MN should ban that stupid smiley. It looks like a doughnut anyway.

[SwearyInn]

Oysterbabe I disagree that they don't expect people to care - the use of the phrase "my very first" is to suggest that the OP should be suitably chastised as they have never ever ever given one out before, and therefore their OP must be the most stupid they have ever ever read.

YANBU OP, the very first biscuit is pathetic.

[e1y1]

I know for a fact that I have never given a biscuit, and probably ever won't.

Sure there have been OPs/Comments that I don't agree with. I'll either reply and say what I think (all our opinions are as valid as each other), or will ignore entirely.

[BertieBotts]

It was a reference to Gordon Brown finding the traditional webchat question of "What's your favourite biscuit?" so demeaning and unworthy of his time that he completely ignored it leading MNers to take the piss.

People clamoured for it to be added as an extra emoticon meaning "I have nothing to say on this matter" (which may have been his actual quote? I really can't remember, I expect he just literally ignored it though)

But later the description was changed to "No comment", which really doesn't express the same "You've baffled and/or offended me so much with your post that I cannot bring myself to compose a sensible, or in fact any response".

But that's what it means.

[MissMellowMellons]

Previously a biscuit virgin. 😁

[TheViewFromTheSheepSeats]

< looks like a sunflower to me!?

[BertieBotts]

And given that this all happened in the short period he was prime minister I think we can agree it was a very long time ago!

[MissMellowMellons]

Crumbs! There are some grumpy buggers posting tonight 😜

[loona13]

Oh, and I always thought it was a yellow flower with red in the middle.

[e1y1]

#biscuitgate

sorry for the dishrag it is printed in HERE

[camelfinger]

It's really annoying having to scroll through loads of biscuits. I wish people wouldn't bother commenting at all in these instances.

[LineyReborn]

Stupid grumpy cunts with biscuits.

[jellycat1]

dione what's ASd? Just out of interest. I've never given a biscuit i don't think. I'd rather just tell someone their thread is shite! The little poo emoji I have on my iPhone - now that would be useful.

[bumsexatthebingo]

Have my second and third . No need to thank me for letting you know.

[toriap2]

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[Enidblyton1]

Well I thought it was a boob...oops got that a bit wrong!

[RosaRosaRose]

Wish I had biscuits now. Got none. Chocolate ones would do well. Digestives.

[Mycatsabastard]

I asked Catherine Zeta Jones about her favourite biscuit and she answered me.

I shall love her forever.

[LobsterCrumble]

You're a load of bastards - this thread has made me desperate for a HobNob and all I have here is mini cheddars.

[hazeimcgee]

Isn't it a flower? It looks like a flower. That's why i was always confused by it cos its like here, have a flower poo head

[queenMab99]

I thought it was a tit when I first joined MN, it was only when someone announced it was their first biscuit post , that I realised my mistake!

[tofutti]

I think they want a clap on the back for losing their biscuit virginity.

This


literally NO ONE gives a shit if it's your first biscuit. No one.

They should fuck right off and take the biscuits with them.

And this.

😤

[paxillin]

It's a pimple or blackhead. The sporners highjacked it, it is their coat of arms. They squeeze it, look: >

[tofutti]

thought it was a tit when I first joined MN

And now someone is going to do a double biscuit emoji...