No one cares if it is the first time you posted a fucking biscuit

[Sallystyle]

They really don't.

Why do people feel the need to announce their first ever biscuit? Like they achieved something special.

MN should ban that stupid smiley. It looks like a doughnut anyway.

And here, have one of these

That might be even worse.

I think it is my first actually but it's a jokey biscuit. YANBU, you grumpy sod

Hangs around in the hope that people will be giving out biscuits

See, it's happening already. scoffs biscuits

YABU it's clearly a jammie dodger

Jammie Dodgers are biscuits.

Unlike Jaffa Cakes. Which are cakes. In the biscuit aisle.

I've never given one out in 10 years

It is bloody stupid, up there with 'its my first ltb' so what?

I could really go for a jammy dodger or two now you mention it...

I've never posted a biscuit.

It's the limpest insult ever, right up with 'did you mean to be so rude'

I wonder if this would work in real life? Be a bit grumpy, get pelted with tasty biscuits.

I am grumpy because my insomnia has been awful.

I not normally a grumpy poster but that biscuit, it has just been done to death.

What is insulting about being given a biscuit anyway? Where did it come from?

I wish people offered me biscuits in real life every time I pissed them off.

I thought it was a nice gerbera daisy for ages

My first

Insomnia is rubbish. Can I offer you one of these?

I am totally lost. Does posting a biscuit mean something??

Wine sounds good.

Someone gave me their "first ever biscuit" once. I was so proud. Until I ASd them and you know what? It wasn't their first.

I felt betrayed and cheap.

I think it's useful shorthand. I'm still yet to use it myself.

Why is a biscuit a bad thing though? Why not a turd or something: 'you're being a shit' kinda thing? Biscuits are wonderful, happy things.

I'm not sure if I've given a biscuit. I don't think so. I've certainly never given anyone flowers, chocolate or wine - now that really is lame.

I think it means 'what you have just posted was so stupid I'm not going to comment, so instead I give you a biscuit.' Or something