Rude awakening

[Notsoyummi]

Ds 7 sometimes comes into my bed in the night this morning I was awoken by a pillow slap bam in the face so we ended up having a pillow fight so much for a lie on!

And your AIBU is?

Oh

What a story. Can't wait to tell my kids when they wake up.

Aww.

It wasn't on the news?

Has anyone informed the Pope?

Lol am I unreasonable to not kill him!

Is the rest of your post missing?

Umm... No YANBU?

Oh right .
Well you could get sleep training clock so he knows when he can come into your room I suppose.
I think your thread is supposed to be light hearted but I'd be pretty pissed off about it myself.

Several pointlessly unkind responses.

But I would be fuming if DD did that to me. It would not lead to a pillow fight.

Yep, sorry, i wouldn't be lol'ing at all.

I'd go nuts to be honest. It would not lead to a jolly old pillow fight.

Ascula - pointless breeds pointless.

I'd log it with 101 to be on the safe side, OP

I'd agree with Fair, that way if he does it again and you do kill him, they'll understand your reasoning and let you off with a warning.

I banged my elbow on the corner of a shelf today.

What a way to wake up

My worst one was a persian cat I had years ago. It jumped onto my chest at 3am and SNEEZED IN MY FACE! Bleurgh. It was always quite a snotty cat as Persians often care.

LTB

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toad

I guess you read playful patenting too OP.
Ywbu to kill him, ywnbu to wake him tomorrow at 6 in a similar manner :)