Fantasy Best Friends

[spongebobsquarepoos]

AIBU... to ask who your fantasy celebrity gang would be?

Mine:
Amy Schumer
Jennifer Lawrence
Graham Norton
John Malkovich
Kathy Burke
Mehdi Hassan (also... sexy)
Catherine Keener
Gok Wan, to tell me constantly how great my boobs look

Sure there are more...

Emma Willis
RuPaul
Liza Tarbuck

Elizabeth Gilbert
Kaley Cuoco
Winona Ryder
Venus Williams
PJ Harvey
Caitlin Moran
Maeve Higgins
I'd also like a really good chef in my gang but I'm struggling to think of one I'd actually like.

Marilyn Monroe
PJ Harvey
Martha from Horrible Histories
Ripley and Vasquez from Aliens
Nessa
Jennifer Saunders

defo not Nigella, I've not forgiven her for the hideous cheddar risotto

Professor Brian Cox
Lucy Worsley
Bill Bailey

Seth Rogan
Cameron Diaz
Melissa McCarthy
Channing Tatum (best friends with benefits )

Jennifer Aniston
Ellen degeneres
Chris Evans
Jeremy Corbyn
Sarah Millican
Bob Dylan

I'd love to know Jane Goodall, imagine how interesting those conversations would be! Michelle Alexander, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, ALL the influential feminists and if he were still alive, George Carlin.

Most celebrities I'm wary of, as I think lots of them have Public Personas (like Taylor Swift, who seems like a really nasty piece of work despite her sweetness and light act) plus, I'd hate to have my fangirling ruined by realised the object of my obsession was a wanker I'm looking at you, Edward Norton
With the obvious exception of Tina Fey! And for a male celebrity, Jason Sudeikis because he's hot as Tina Fey trusts him, therefore he must be nice as well as funny.

Honourary mentions to Michael Pitt and Shemar Moore, purely so I could look at them