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Buttered sandwiches

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ImNotJoeMyNameIsHarry · 20/08/2016 03:11

Please help me and my DP with this. He's just made a sandwich for me. Do you butter both pieces or just the 1?

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Shinyshoes2 · 20/08/2016 10:44

Both sides very thinly

JudyCoolibar · 20/08/2016 10:45

Both

Fuckoffdailymailyoufuckers · 20/08/2016 10:46

Both. My dh just butters one and it's WRONG. Unless it's a pbj of course.

megletthesecond · 20/08/2016 10:47

Both.

ToastDemon · 20/08/2016 10:47

Both, and not too thinly either.

Happyhippy45 · 20/08/2016 10:47

Work in catering too....both sides, very thin layer all the way to the edge regardless of the filling

TwatbadgingCuntfuckery · 20/08/2016 10:48

depends on the sandwich. If its a ham sandwich butter both sides.

If its cheese spread butter on one, cheese on the other.

Jam needs both sides buttered

Salad needs both sides buttered.

Chicken mayo/tuna mayo I don't bother with butter because the mayo is already fatty and you cant taste the butter anyway.

FoxesOnSocks · 20/08/2016 10:52

Butter in sandwiches is wrong, it is however acceptable in hot sandwiches (both sides). For the recorded anything other than butter in a hot sandwich is the work of the devil.

Anyone putting butter in cold sandwiches should be thrash. Anyone using spread or margarine should thrashed and then locked away in a high secure unit for their own good.

I have spoken: the matter is resolved.

Roussette · 20/08/2016 10:56

I can't imagine having a sandwich with no butter or spread! Surely that is just some sort of filling with a side order of bread! I'd just eat the filling and leave the bread if there was no butter on it Grin

I only spread thinly unless it is a bacon sandwich then it is slightly thicker butter (has to be butter). Could murder one now

Costacoffeeplease · 20/08/2016 11:07

Jam and butter - FFS - hanging offence

TwatbadgingCuntfuckery · 20/08/2016 11:09

But the fat/salt/sugar combo of a buttered jam sandwich is so satisfying. Without the butter the jam just tastes ick.

Costacoffeeplease · 20/08/2016 11:10

Greasy butter and sweet, sticky jam? Boak

DailyMailPenisPieces · 20/08/2016 11:10

Both. LTB.

TwatbadgingCuntfuckery · 20/08/2016 11:16

Sweet sticky strawberries and meringue, with fatty cream works the same in eton mess.

sweet tomatoes and cheese.

Clotted cream and jam.

Proper butter with jam in a sandwich.

All the same to me Grin

Costacoffeeplease · 20/08/2016 11:19

Strawberries are naturally sharp, and whipped cream is completely different to butter

Cheese isn't slimy and greasy

I'm still not having it

DesolateWaist · 20/08/2016 11:23

Butter on both unless it is a sandwich suitable for mayonnaise and they mayo on one and butter on the other.

As for the people talking about waiting for the butter to soften - keep your butter in a butter dish on the side, it will be fine, even in this weather.

JassyRadlett · 20/08/2016 11:41

Very thin butter on both sides, unless you are using avocado as a spread.

Mayonnaise on sandwiches as an everyday spread is for people who don't like tasting their food, with some rare exceptions.

Costacoffeeplease · 20/08/2016 11:44

Butter wouldn't be fine in a butter dish here - I live in the Algarve with temps up to 40 degrees in summer, I'd have a butter lake😊 We even have to keep chocolate in the fridge

TheGreatDessert · 20/08/2016 11:52

Neither

DesolateWaist · 20/08/2016 12:03

You just need a thermal butter dish Costa!
All these excuses to not butter both slices of bread, which is the correct way!

FuzzyDiamond · 20/08/2016 12:06

I've always just buttered one side, I thought that was the norm,

Maybe this is why I'm single Grin

Costacoffeeplease · 20/08/2016 12:13

No you're alright, I'll cope

ImNotJoeMyNameIsHarry · 20/08/2016 12:37

I've always buttered both unless it's gravy then it's none. I don't get where he got the butter one side from as his dad drowns the sandwich in butter on both sides. Also I keep butter in the fridge as I'd lose it other wise. But I put the knife on the kettle and boil it first so it warms up.

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annoyedofnorwich · 20/08/2016 12:49

Neither, because if anyone else makes it you risk them putting that awful margarine stuff on! So just got used to none- which is fine with nice fillings. Rather that than an inedible sandwich! Love butter but usually only on bread by itself or on potato.

RortyCrankle · 20/08/2016 14:28

Of course you butter both slices of bread - I can't imagine not buttering one and plonking a dry slice of bread on top - yuk.