To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

If you can stagger in 19 inch heels while wearing a short dress and a pearl thong ( with one pearl missing) thats fashion

Jesus Christ Ruby, I read that whilst sitting on the loo!!!!!

Usually one of the cats get to the spiders first, but they followed DH upstairs, then I stood up off the sofa and I scurried out just the scare me. Bloody great thing has been on the roids too. Could've fit 8 loaves of bread under those arms/legs.

Zombies prepare to drool

I'm bagsying canapés. Tiny Yorkshires and blini.

Zombie! Hi!

Where do Team GB stand in the medals table. I cant find my remote.

Jesus Christ Ruby, I read that whilst sitting on the loo!!!!!

How do you think I felt!? It scared the shit out of me!

I have to go to bed. That pushy mum threat has given me indigestion.

Night Vanilla I'm off to bed too

Well at least you were in the right place when the shit was scared out of you Ruby!!!

Me too, well I'm already in bed listening to my snoring DH. Is perfectly legal to shove a pair of socks in his gob whilst holding his nose right????

Goodnight everyone

*red*fucked I this house husband more scared of spiders than me!

Sorry to butt I. First time poster!

Just kick him out of bed and tell hkm he sleeps kn the sofa

We love first time posters. And old lags like me! Everyone (and no one) no matter their predilections, very welcome.

Night night. See you tomorrow.

I'll be making tiny food for the wedding!

Just realized I could finish this thread while you slept!

Although I won't because - effort.

However active is where it will be!

Money tree poem coming up...

It's my wedding and you love it
You've come here to get pissed
So chuck some money in the bucket
Oh crap you've gone and missed
Too much gin, you gone and fucked it
Just buy off the list...

Or not

Ha ha top of Active.

I win.

I'll just get it to 700

There we go.

Night.

Morning! Rise and shine! (Not you MrsTP - you're allowed a few more hours) Thank you for the last ten posts, by the way - good to end on a nice round number!