For some reason today I can't 'get going'. I have a mild headache, the house is a bit of a mess. My 18mo daughter is happily wondering around in her nappy, playing or watching you tube.
I need to sort myself out. Have a shower, go for a walk, tidy and clean the house, pluck my eyebrows, maybe go into town.
But! I can't be arsed. I just want to sit here motionless on the sofa.
Can someone please talk to me like I'm a lazy teenager so I snap out of this and get myself in gear?!!!