To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Good old Mummy Toad! Real life is an annoying, distraction isn't it? (Sprays more air freshener)

Yes, it's a damnable nuisance at times!

Can't get annoying posting done for people I know in the flesh, needing my attention for various reasons .

Talking of flesh, I must get a diet going. Wondering if I should start a thread on that.

ANY posting done* FFS!!

Maybe it was a Freudian slip though?

RL is overrated, I find

Yes, this thread has been making me LOL at times So rarely happens in "RL" these days.

There's literally no seats

Deffo a Freudian slip! Every Monday is 'start of healthy eating' for me; but the super-clean guests who stayed here have left a big pack of sweet chilli Walkers Sensations behind. Which I am obviously disposing of in a manner that does not involve a bin.

Entitled fuckwits.

Oh no, sounds grim! How long till you get there?

AGL. Trains are loathsome. I would comandeer a toilet (if clean - unlikely) and make it your own.

Afternoon. Can I crash please? I bring bloody dry shop bought lemon cake but cake nonetheless.
I had hoped to read near on 5000 posts* pre-crashing but wanted to say hello anyway.
*unless anyone wants to sum up

Entitled fuckwits

Is this epithet because the visitors left a large packet of crisps that you are now consuming gratis?

Seems a slight overstatement!

Welcome Kimmy! Have some to go with that cake. Also help yourself to my sweet chilli crisps (not too many, mind....)

better. I was planning on having keen-wa with some as yet undecided veggies for my lunch. How bloody dare they ruin my good intentions. I stick to my previous post. (I don't actually own an keen-wa and don't want to embarrass myself in front of Co-Op boy by asking for it)

any keen-wa.

They're not her crisps, Kimmy!

Welcome to the thread!

Possession is nine tenths of the law. Entitled fuckwits. And they left the place spotless so I have to sod about on MN until two o'clock when my boss comes to collect me. How bloody dare they! Sighs (and suspects karma will strike tommorrow morning when I get an absolute shite-tip to deal with)

Hello again. Rugrats needed Shaun the sheep, sorry. Thanks for the Love sensations crisps, can't get them in Germany, everything's sodding paprika flavoured. Although after a decade can finally get Lays (Walkers here) cheese and onion. Salt and vinegar remains a pipe dream.

What is your star sign, Kimmy?

Which I am obviously disposing of in a manner that does not involve a bin

There is no choice with something like that. No-one could blame you!

I had to eat my way through the last of the biscuits to get ready for my fresh start. It was hard. Sigh.

KimmySchmidtsSmile

Hello Kimmy

Leo. Generous but extravagant show off who needs to be loved apparently. RIP Jonathan Cainer.

Jess

don't want to embarrass myself in front of Co-Op boy by asking for it

Don't ask for it, just take it

Oooh, another Leo! What's the count now then?

I'm a Leo too, Kimmy, as is Noonesfool - that's another 3 same-signs.

There's something spooky happening on this thread, but I don't know what yet.

Hello toad hello Saul
When I used to chambermaid (ooh that sounds Downtonesque) only ever found used porn and condoms

Porn, condoms and snot? Sounds like someone was busy

toad I would very much like to be I suspect it might be construed as 'assault'....