To take every single Pokemon card, FIFA card, Match Attack card...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

In my house, chuck them on a huge bonfire and dance around it cackling.

If I find another pile of the fuckers I will do just that. They are breeding.

And now DS1 informs me there is a new Pokemon card series out which he neeeeeeeeeds to collect...

I feel your pain. 5 different sets of mixed up top trumps. Everywhere.

My DC are all at uni and we have got rid of all their childhood toys .... But we still have their Pokemon cards (and magic cards) from when they first came out years and years ago.