To want to sue?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

This morning, I got out of the shower and banged my head on ceiling. So as not to drip feed, our house has sloped ceilings upstairs and it was the corner bit between the ceiling and the apex window. Now, the corner has been there for the last 14 years that I have lived here and I have had a shower every day but who was being unreasonable? The full extent of the damage to my head has not yet been assessed but WIBU to sue and who could I sue if I did?

Now that I have your attention, please share your most ridiculous AIBUs so I can have a good giggle.

I dropped the pouffe on my little toe yesterday when I put it back in place after hoovering under it. Would it be unreasonable to sue Harveys for making it heavy in the first place, H for making it heavier by filling it with football programmes and decade old copies of Four Four Two, and M&S for their slippers not offering more protection from heavy items being dropped on toes?

Can I sue my cats. They are constantly under my feet causing me to trip over, and traumatising me by bringing in wildlife.

I'd like to take my non-existent cleaner to court. She hasn't turned up this morning - in fact, she has never turned up, and now I'm going to have to clean my house myself. I'm guessing she'll blame it on the fact that doesn't actually exist, but I think that's a feeble excuse.

Can I sue my mother for conceiving me with a short arsed man? I am only 5'4 and it's all her fault.

Miss, I was wondering who I should sue, my DM or my DF for creating me and making me odd looking. They could have created a supermodel but no! They had to have a short and slightly dumpy daughter.

I need to sue the wooden castle that fell out of the wardrobe onto my head several months ago.
I'm not sure whether to sue Melissa, Doug or as I was storing it for him Father Christmas himself!

I'd like to sue whoever designed my landing. At the top of the stairs there's one step to the left onto the hallway and one to the right into the bedroom, naturally when walking from bedroom to hallway or vice versa I always jump over the gap and all too often trip and bang my knee on the mirror standing on the landing (I will also sue DP for not deciding where said mirror can go and instead leaving it in my jumping gap).

They should have known I'd do this rather than navigate it sensibly, they have deliberately designed a landing to test my daredevil temptation knowing I will hurt myself. Bloody Victorian architects.