To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

Aidan has cooked dinner, we're just about to wine and dine and have deep conversation

Are we having a wedding after all?

Marks out of 10 noone?

He was several inches shorter than advertised.

5/10

"Can do better"

Fun, but didn't want to fling my clothes off

I mean Noone, of course! (No-one else, Portia)

Seriously though the smoke is still rising

I bet that's not all that's rising either is it, Portia?

He was several inches shorter than advertised

His height? Or his....erm....

Scunthorpe caught fire today. Flashing fire engines and everything.

noone Some parts of him may be several inches LARGER than advertised

That's the acid test, Noone!

Fun, but didn't want to fling my clothes off

So did you remove them carefully, folding them up neatly and putting them away first, then?

Height, toad 😂

Right,what are we going to do? Say our goodbyes or start a fourth thread?

Wanting to fling your clothes off, I mean!

toad Your son can handle it ;)

He's wearing engineered jeans, so I think they may have something to do with his figure

have deep conversation

Yeah right...I believe you....thousands wouldn't!!!

better isn't it though!

And you know within about 3 seconds..

This is where our conversations start getting muddled up!

Your son can handle it

Sigh...they grow up sooo quickly.

Glad I'm not the only one who wondered which bit was several inches shorter

And you know within about 3 seconds

Oh no! He's not a "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" merchant too, is he?!