To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

No, I've never heard of that What

That's good, Portia.

Hopefully, the only drama you'll be involved in tonight will be with AT!

I'm going to the estate agent tomorrow with a worker to talk to them in person about a place

Great news. Stay on the case! I hope it works out for you.

Mummy will be watching 'n' waiting.

I think you get a breaded camembert to make and then stick in cocktail sticks with crouton on top - you dip the crouton into the runny camembert using the cocktail stick.

Just checked out the foof thread, Portia!

What are you like?!!!?!?

As they say....

I think I ran over a hidden pothole. My car went BANG and I pulled over to see if I'd hit a massive stone, but there was no damage at all. Nothing.

Just thought I'd share that with you.

Glad it's okay Vanilla.

We've had a run of garage bills lately. You don't need that.

Going back to the power of three....

Candyman.

Who's brave enough to say it?

for the car Vanilla

A miss is as good as a mile, Vanilla.

Candy Man
Handy Man
Randy Man

Well, a month ago a guy in a motorhome reversed into me thinking he was in first gear and about to drive up a big hill.

He destroyed my bonnet and I went mental.

A month before that, I was pulling into someone's driveway (turning left) and some little shit on a moped undertakes me, mounts the pavement, and knocks my left wingmirror off with his handlebars.

C.

For heaven's sakes Vanilla

Hopefully, that'll be your THREE car issues!!!

Nearly 900 posts!

Do I need to have three toasties for dinner then?

I also occasionally spell my name with a three in.

There was a huge accident down here in Poldark Country and the A30 was closed for 17 hours
Also a massive fire at St Erth which isnt far from me

m.westbriton.co.uk/cornwall-live-huge-fire-breaks-out-in-st-erth/story-29598438-detail/story.html

Nearly 900 posts!

So it is! So do we get this wrapped up tonight then?

Do I need to have three toasties for dinner then?

Yes, you absolutely MUST for the good of this thread.

I also occasionally spell my name with a three in

Really? That's a pretty impressive three contribution, I must say!

Wow, Portia

What on earth is going on down there?

Fortunately my old dad isn't driving anymore otherwise I'd be right in the lower to him. When are they ever going to finish those sodding roadworks at Temple?

My real name is very unusual

There was a head on collision at Oundle yesterday involving THREE cars....

It's Chey (short for Cheyenne) and I like to style it Ch3y

I'M BANNING NUMBER FOUR RELATED POSTS FOR THE NEXT THREAD

Our passion started the fire
Seriously though the smoke is still rising.

I think Portia suits you, Portia!