To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

Ah my real name begins with D well not really

God, I hate auto correct. You type in the right words and it secretly changes everything when you're not looking.

Obvs I nicked the Portia from a certain Merchant play by a bloke called Will

Go easy on the personal info AGL - stuff in AIBU hangs around FOREVER.

Ah, just got that!

Daimler?
Datsun Cherry

oooo did you know that Will Young is going on Strictly?

You wish, Demelza Portia!

Vanilla I'm not fussed, there'd be no consequences if people recognized me

DP are my initials

Delilah
Delia
Deborah

My real name is Isabel Ina Codpiece.

There are some lovely names in Shakespeare, Portia. Lots to choose from.

Darling Partner

To AT.

It suits you!!

My initials are HP. I HAVE MY OWN SAUCE

I have returned.

I had lunch with a man person.

But really MT

I've always liked Imogen, but there's quite a lot about now.

Magnificent Totty.

MT = Mrs Turner of course

Oh good, everyone's coming back!

Noonesfool

Was about to ask after you!

Oooh!!!! Tell us more...!

Magnificent Totty that's made me laugh

Well. I am slightly pissed.

I had fun.

However......

Just 77 to go! This thread is going to take less than 48 hours.

......?