To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

Please don't hurt my mummy

Aw you're so sweet.

I couldn't have chosen a more darling son

Gabriel is super fast at stealing my phone. He grabs it and runs. He falls down after a few steps but his crawl is fast

You'll have to have everything insured and nailed down in your house!

Can't ban me off my own thread

Better how are you enforcing it?

Average - I can't see ever being able to afford it again because I'm a single parent. It just doesn't seem possible.

WeddingMarryBridesmaidsBridesmaid'sDressesRainbowRedOrangeYellowGreenBlueIndigoVioletBeachPartyPickledEggs

Kids do like to push their boundaries

Now, you just settle down, young man.

You could really hurt Noonesfool and I know you're too nice for that.

I luffs you really noone

rips bannister off and storms upstairs

Now, look what you've done, Average

Will everyone please stop repeating that list of words!

Young people today.

I like how I'm either Average or AGL

Nobody shortens it to Gay

See, see!

Nobody called me huh either 😜

huh

Can't ban me off my own thread.

Never thought of that.

Throws a bucket of water over everyone to diffuse the situation

Wet shirt competition?

Blimey, Ruby - you've been properly shafted, haven't you? 🏠💰💲💷💸💷

I'll SO win it.

😨

650!!!!!!!

It's really not your evening is it noone