To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

AverageGayLad

I like how I'm either Average or AGL grin

Nobody shortens it to Gay grin

That's because people usually use the first word or sometimes if the first word is longish, like Average, then initials. So if your nn was GayAverageLad then you'd be Gay or GAL

Vanilla It was worth it at the time. That's what I have to keep reminding myself.

Trying to send a photo from my phone, give it a few hours to arrive

Anyway average I still can't believe that I read your nn as AverageGayLady for 10 pages on the previous thread. Good job I did only use the first word when referring to you.

I'm very sorry to hear that, Ruby. The least you deserve is to be left alone after giving up so much.

for Ruby

I think my puppy is stupid. Not only does he keep biting his own tail (very hard judging by how hard he got my thumb when he missed) but he keeps trying to tug it off.

Average is that your mug (rather good coincidence) or did you find the pic?

Better your maze sounds like fun - but we managed to do ours in the end pretty much by accident/luck - I guess it wasn't a very big maze really (just felt like it when all the paths started to look the same...)

don't mention the war... change the subject...

see the little goblin...

It's mine

I also have one that says "I'm not always a bitch, just kidding, go fuck yourself"

Tom Daley has won Bronze!! And Dan, of course!

A local activity farm has opened a maize maze. Three and a half weeks left of the seven week holidays and we may get desperate enough!

Blimey, you swear as coarsely as the rest of us. Oh good, now we dont have to watch our language in front of the children.

I once had to spend my birthday in a maize maze in the rain. It was king awful.

I get Terry or MrsTP a lot. I would have thought AGL or GayLad would have been the obvious shortenings.

MrsPratchett never happens. Possibly it should!

Don't tell me you weren't swearing on my account! I am an adult!

Night y'all 😘

Night, Noone!

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone"

My current favourite song

Night noone (not no-one)

Love a bit of Kelly Clarkson!

Night noone

MrsT I am surprised you get Terry a lot. I wonder if its because the first word is a title?

Hi Well I can report that Portia teen is alright after a long wait at a&e to be checked over and x-rayed.
She has rear ended the car in front of her when the driver braked quickly. Hardly any Damage to either car but the driver of the car she hit had become irate and got out of his vehicle and started banging on her windscreen. and swearing at her
Dd did as I always told her and closed the windows locked the doors and phoned the Police then me her bf also stayed in the car.
Well we are all back here now and the vodka is out. The car can wait until the morning.
She wasn't hurt or upset but furious,
Sorry I put my troubles on here, I was just going to post a sexy pic when I got the call and sort of just typed about my call.
Thank you for reading and oh wbat a big brave man swearing and bashing a car with a teen driver

Anyway we are past two thirds of the way through this 3rd thread. We are still moving fast even without trying to race through