To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

Vanilla I'll call soon, promise

Better What about ENGAGED

toad She wouldn't be jangling if she didn't keep trying to leg it upstairs

AGL could be Oliver?

"Nancy, who is fiercely protective of Oliver and harbours a great deal of motherly affection for him"

What I'm the biggest introvert ever though

I get nothing but gruel? :(

What I'm the biggest introvert ever though

You'll have us to keep you company.

Engaged is fine. I was going straight from never having met to married.

I get nothing but gruel?

No, I'll protect you from that. I will fight for you and make sure you get a good diet and do well at uni.

Gangs of thieving urchins is definitely one solution to the recession - unfortunately the market for large, silk, pocket-handkerchiefs has gone but mobile phones might be easy enough for infant hands to filch.

Any volunteers on the thread to be Bill Sykes? I nominate Vanilla as she already has criminal connections with at least one drug cartel. Plus I think she has a dog.

I see myself saying "Don't make me set the mumsnetters on you, they know cartels"

:)

I also know cartwheels. Was brilliant at them in my day.

Never been able to do those!

I'm too hyper mobile for gymnastics.

Gabriel is super fast at stealing my phone. He grabs it and runs. He falls down after a few steps but his crawl is fast.

I really really really do NOT want to bludgeon toad to death, if it's alright with you.

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

😱😱😱👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

Please don't hurt my mummy :(

But you get to canoodle with toad first, Vanilla... before you bludgeon her to death

Anyway, I have a very important message for you all so don't post for a minute!

I was going to ban the E word as well but Noone says it's ok.

I am going suggest a list of words that are forbidden on this thread for the sake of our jangling friend.

LOOK AWAY NOW, NOONE!!!!

1. Wedding(s)

1. Marry ( any form of the verb plus "married")

1. Bridesmaid(s)

1. Bridesmaid's dresses

1. Rainbow (or any of the 7 colours therein)

1. Beach, especially Beach party

1. Pickled eggs

I think that's the lot. Failure to observe these rules will result in a three day ban from this thread, in which time, you will have missed ten threads so think very hard before typing.

As you were.

OK?

Umbongo my current one doesn't know. I think they are suspicious. They are selling the house in a few months though! So I've got to do it again. I wanted a lovely new build but they wouldn't let me even view it, without 3 months bank statements, to prove I wasn't on benefits .

Toad what made it even worse is I was a homeowner! I worked bloody hard after I'd left school (started as an apprentice), saved like hell and bought a 3bed house at 19 (in a very good area). I chose well and had over 40k equity, when i left last year. I signed it all over to ex just so he'd leave me alone (ex felt that although it was me and my money that had bought the place really it should be all his for the 3years he paid the mortgage whilst I was SAHM). Almost a year down the line and ex is causing trouble for me again - so giving it all up didn't even work. Its depressing.

WeddingMarryBridesmaidsBridesmaid'sDressesRainbowRedOrangeYellowGreenBlueIndigoVioletBeachPartyPickledEggs

Ruby We should go halves on a house

That's you banned, young man.