To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

ruby when I was a single mum on benefits my landlord never knew hehe!

Magikarp WHO?

I put the peas in some curry because i forgot about the alien. I also put in too much coconut milk and the curry qas too greasy so i feel a but sick now. 😵😫🙊🙊🙊

No higher young lady!

The baby tried to steal a man's camera

This baby could save you a fortune, instead of costing you a fortune like most do. He could steal to order like one of Fagin's urchins

Oh that fucking heart disease advert was just on.

Ok, is your place for September confirmed? If not, and you're relying on your grades to get onto your course, the student accommodation office might not be open for business until next Thursday anyway. All is not lost!!

I think a three-year-old boy can definitely get off with painted finger and toe-nails, What. He sounds so cute!

My big one is very proud of his painted finger and toe nails. He had his socks off at a party the other day and he got some looks. We are a be who you be family. People think ds2 is a girl as his hair is getting longer and starting to curl. I find it all amusing!

They sound lovely and so free-spirited. My brother wanted a doll with long red hair before he started school and Mum got him one. Dad was a bit worried (it was the early 70s and he was a little old-fashioned about these things). When we started school a year later, my brother took a real shine to a little girl there with long red hair

Oh that fucking heart disease advert was just on

Those types of adverts always come on when you've just had a good meal or been out on the town. Or about to cook up some garlic. Buzz-killers.

Magikarp

What's the latest on the riot?

Hope you're okay!!!!

The full length version or the shortened one?

Hey, maybe we can all get our children out on the steal.

Who wants to be Fagin?

Toad you should totes be Nancy..

Cos i haven't eaten a tin of saturated fat, ho no.

Vanilla It is confirmed, yes! :)

Tomorrow I am meeting a friend in Scunthorpe. How is that even allowed to be a place name and on the telly??

No-one would ever suspect a baby!

Ok, then they should be able to help you immediately - get in the phone tomorrow. Promise? ??

There must be no more mention of either the w word or the m word on this thread - think of the poor, jangling Noone!

Tomorrow is a new day though, eh? Maybe I'll find something then

That's the spirit!

WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION WEDDINGS

Oops!

think of the poor, jangling No-one!

Yes, I've been inadvertently insensitive today.

Isn't it funny how you never mention something until it becomes the thing you should absolutely NOT mention, then suddenly you are coming out with all sorts of related stuff that you shouldn't be mentioning??

Toad you should totes be Nancy..

Toad/tart with a heart?

That's me!

Renting is such hard work, I really feel for you. living outside of uni accommodation can be a bit isolating so make the most of freshers fair and be a joiner. You will appreciate it in the long run as you won't have the ease of communal kitchens to bond in. Id always prefer my own space though.