To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

Slightly happier cos I picked up a discounted pizza

I start early October, no friends I'm afraid - well none I can stay with.

Have you contacted the uni? They are usually very helpful with helping sort out accommodation issues.

Oh, hope it's nothing too serious, Portia.

Good evening girls & boy

Glad thread number 3 is going well. I've been at work today so missed much of it (too much to catch up!)

Hope your DD (& the car) are ok Portia

Sorry you're hitting a brick wall with getting accommodation sorted AGL

I have an evening of stripping lining paper off the chimney breast ready for it to me re plastered to look forward to. I'd much rather talk nonsense with you lot instead!

What do I do with a pizza too large for a plate? Answers needed asap!

Student accommodation is not an option for various reasons :(

But the uni will be able to advise and support even with none "digs" based accommodation.

Cut it up on a chopping board, doofus!

Eat it off a large wooden chopping board with some coleslaw in a small dish and some salad arranged on the side and pretend you are dining in a poncy gastro-pub

Drizzle some balsamic on your salad if you must

I didn't realise that, no-one!

Will dig out a chopping board

Yeah - there may even be some student accommodation options which would suit you (depending on your reasons for not wanting the regular sort) that you didn't know were there.

Get in touch with the student welfare dept.

Bollocks to salad

Is that a family size pizza?

Yum

I'll do that, Thankyou noone

shagged Of course not! totally

Good lad - enjoy!

Average, also be wary how you word it about council paying. If they think its benefits then they will blacklist you for it.

Ruby How do you mean? I'm sorry :(

I don't know if your virtual mother will approve of no salad with that pizza, Average but, luckily for you, she's not on the thread at the moment. Eat quickly before she gets back!

I took my darlings to the zoo and even into the soft play there. I am considering opening the prosecco in the fridge to toast myself surviving. The baby tried to steal a man's camera.

I'd much rather talk nonsense with you lot instead!

nonsense, shagged ? You've cut me to the quick.

what about DO IT! You have a very cool baby!!

We went and got lost in a maize maze today!

Have you a baby and a three-year-old, What?

If so, definitely open that prosecco - you deserve it! I'll have a too, to keep you company

Sorry Better - What I actually meant was I'd prefer to be discussing the meaning of life (and related topics) with fellow intellectuals like yourselves

I'm still procrastinating!

Only one slice left! It has onions on it, those are veg.

11 months and just turned 3. Two boys. The baby is walking and has been for a few weeks so is basically a toddler. He was really trying to grab the camera. He was more interested in that than the lemurs we were looking at.