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To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 21:41

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond. Grin

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can Wink

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

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AverageGayLad · 08/08/2016 17:16

Would that be wisdom given by drug dealers then?

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VanillaSugar · 08/08/2016 17:16

DD has a friend going to Anglia Ruskin in September and she has got herself a one person flat as part of the uni accommodation. Have you approached your accommodation service to see what they've got? If I'm sucking eggs, then sorry.Cake

Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 17:20

Vanilla was it like the prison in OITNB?

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/08/2016 17:22

She's keeping very quiet about it, Noone. I'm suspicious.

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AverageGayLad · 08/08/2016 17:22

Vanilla There isn't any left at this point really :(

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Bettercallsaul1 · 08/08/2016 17:24

She's probably arranged a deal with a Birmingham cartel to barter our loo brushes for future supplies of garlic.

VanillaSugar · 08/08/2016 17:27

😔for AGL.

Prison BlushBlushBlush I cannot begin to convey the indignities bestowed upon me. 😨

Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 17:28

'Indignities' 🤔

Did you have sex with a hot fellow inmate?

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AverageGayLad · 08/08/2016 17:29

Or a hot fellow loobrush?

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VanillaSugar · 08/08/2016 17:30

I said "Don't you know who I am? I got a thousand posts in 24 hours on Mumsnet" and they read it and said "Where's the Meth, you crackheaded whore ??"

This is all your fault.

feeling guilty, are we?

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AverageGayLad · 08/08/2016 17:32
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Bettercallsaul1 · 08/08/2016 17:33

Grin Sadly, you reap what you sow in this life Vanilla.

VanillaSugar · 08/08/2016 17:34

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!

Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 17:35

Aaaaaand did you tell them where the meth was? Because you won't tell us....

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AverageGayLad · 08/08/2016 17:38

I have £6.50 in my bank account so I'm just gonna dash off to Morrisons for comfort food

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Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 17:39

You'd be better spending it on meth....

Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 17:39

obviously I don't mean that...

VanillaSugar · 08/08/2016 17:43

And then when I got home, remember the strange lights in my garden? You're right. It WAS a UFO because there he was, an alien, in my freezer, wanking. I said "What are you DOING? ???" He said, "I come in peas."

I am having a really shit day. But not as bad as AGL, the poor little sausage Sad

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/08/2016 17:47

There are some terrible, terrible jokes in the last few posts... Grin

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AverageGayLad · 08/08/2016 17:48

Course you don't, noone Wink

It's just being turned down for THREE (see the theme) properties in one day

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Bettercallsaul1 · 08/08/2016 17:54

I hope you have better luck tomorrow, Average.

When does your course start? Do you have any friends that you can share with temporarily while you continue to look?

Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 17:56

The right place will happen AGL

PortiaCastis · 08/08/2016 18:09

Oh dd has had a prang
Ihave to go

PortiaCastis · 08/08/2016 18:11

Will udate later

Noonesfool · 08/08/2016 18:11

On noes, Portia hope she's ok