To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

oh fine. I'll bring the cock in bush cake down.

I'm out on bail!!

Soon happy!!!

I was so worried about you.

Glad you managed to off-load those loo brushes.

Ah My Mum buys loo brushes from the cash and carry. She has quite a few loos

Is this your cake?

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE :(:(:(:(

Jesus. That's quite scary!

What's wrong AGL?

Everything okay?

Dammit. Lost the game.

Jesus. That's quite scary!

Can't imagine the wedding where every guest would be okay with that cake! Must be two open-minded families. Or maybe it's a Vegas wedding for drunk pals only.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Did you think about The Game?

I'm not sure how you'd go about making sure everyone got an equal portion...

"We don't rent to under 21s"

Ah, annoying AGL

Wisdom from Ted Danson!

I'm not sure how you'd go about making sure everyone got an equal portion...

Haha, but they'd all "get a portion" regardless

"We don't rent to under 21s"

That's so unfair!

You sound like a sweet, sensible young man. You don't even drink.

I think they should take each case on its own merit, not make some arbitrary age limit up. I know some people in their 50s I wouldn't trust to rent a flat.

Thankyou toad

Ted Danson was in CSI therefore he's amazing.

Tell them you're on MN, Average - that'll wreck your chances completely boost your credentials.

I once got turned down for a house because I wasn't part of a couple.

As I was trying to find somewhere to move out of the co habit ing home into, that stung somewhat.

Better won't they question my motives for being on here

Even if your rent is being paid by a reputable source. That's bonkers.

I've missed all this drama!

Noone - Come down from that draughty attic! It's cold up there, especially in your wedding bikini. HE'S NOT WORTH IT!!!

Vanilla - So glad you're out! Did you have time to make any friends? (For future garlic supplies!) How did you look in orange? Any photos?

No, they'll assume you're here to read the Money threads and to avail yourself of our general wisdom, Average.

Vanilla I told them the council will pay, nope, made no difference

That's halfway, folks....