To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

That explains it! I finally found that cafe (next to Madam JoJos) and YOU WERE'NT THERE!! There were several people sporting sailor hats made out of newspaper - the Mirror, Daily Mail, Telegraph to name but three - but no-one (including Noone) wearing a Times one. Many people had flowers over various parts of their anatomy but none covering the heart. Despair!!!

You were obviously in police custody by that time, having a brush with the law! Will you be fined or get community service in loo? I hope it's not prison. I've seen Orange is the New Black

Hold steady.

the Mirror, Daily Mail, Telegraph to name but three

Aha! I see what you did there :)

Oh no!!!!!

I hope you don't go to prison.

Oh dear sorry for typos
I was typing with my left hand and had something else in my right.

A sandwich? Having your lunch? I'm impressed with your dedication to thus thread!

Yes twas a tasty bacon buttie with aidy aidy sauce

Apparently, in the last, dying days of BHS, they were selling loo brushes, without the brush. Allegedly.

What is one supposed to do with the stick that the brush was on?

Your guess is as good as any, Portia! I think the subtext was that no-one cared any more about the quality (or indeed purpose) of the merchandise. Allegedly.

I was typing with my left hand and had something else in my right

I wish my mind wouldn't automatically go to the depraved option every time.

Apparently, in the last, dying days of BHS, they were selling loo brushes, without the brush. Allegedly

Loo brushes with alopecia?!

People stealing the brushes and running off, leaving the sticks in the store?

To make outfits?

I don't think we've ever had a BHS in the whole County. It seems I haven't missed much if their loo brushes were crap.
Sorry Im a work at home Mummy and need to finish what I'm doing so I'm free later for a certain Dubliner.
Will be back soon.😉

Or to make Christmas trees out of?

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