To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

It could of been birthday child’s bag (did not know this was a thing). I have come to the conclusion that the children will never go to a party together they think I'm joking they don't normally go together anymore, but the mother saw me dropping off at school and insisted said it would fill the room more but didn't mention that the bags would be different.

The good news is they are no longer fighting over the bags for now, but have got the bouncy bloody balls out and they keep bouncing under the sofa I think I shall train Ddog to run off with bouncy balls

I now know what to do when parents do not reply to birthday invites then just turn up and I implore you all to join this new sport

I'll never mention it again.

We'll let those wounds heal.

Mention what..?

Indeed.

NotMyMoney

That sounds so stressful and complicated. Like trying to be a diplomat at NATO or something!

I have no children. Can just about cope with my new dog. Very exhausting. It does make me wonder how mums cope though. Not sure I'd have had it in me TBH.

I have two and I wonder how I have it in me. Thank the Lord for Netflix.

Loo brushes are 35p in IKEA. Pound land isn't always cheap.

35p IKEA loo brushes it is then, What - no point in money going needlessly down the toilet.

That's still £700 of loo brushes

What - nice to see some honesty about our children's TV habits. Mine watched wall-to-wall Disney DVDs when little, occasionally being called to the table for chicken nuggets and fries.

Don't mention The Game. Seriously, don't mention it.

So I was there, on the corner of Old Compton Street and Dean Street, with my two thousand loo brushes which I couldn't even give away for free. And then I got arrested for illegal street hawking. FML.

Oh bloody HELL Vanilla.

😢😢😢😢😢😢😵😨😨😨😨😨😵😵😵

This thread has turned worryingly dark. Here, have a butterfly 🐝

VANILLA.

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

The thread about the woman receiving a dodgy email from her friend has been deleted. I want to know what happened to her friend.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The day is RUINED.

That's clearly a bee.

I read that, I was sure it was a wind up

What? The woman in the shop who sold it to me clearly said it was a bee.

What was the last post that the OP posted? I'd got as far as her saying that DH had sent a facebook message to the friend. Did anything else happen that proved to be the straw on the camel's back?

I hadn't even gotten that far, I went to refresh and it had vanished!

But you said it was a butterfly

Auto correct fail. If course it's a butterfly.

Logging off again - don't worry if this thread takes a while to fill up - it's a week day!

And then I got arrested for illegal street hawking. FML

Oh no!!!!!

You're innocent. I'll be a character reference!!!!!

Quick post as I'm busy 😂 As Aidy baby is rampant I could make a few ££££.
Also I buy loo nice loo brush holders and replace the brushes with £ shop ones , so then you still havd a very naice holded and a stash of brushes.

I need a haircut