To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

High school English Vanilla - full time from Sept having been doing mainly safeguarding and pastoral stuff for the last several million years.

I was deliberately not asking what subject you taught etc in case you then had to kill us, Noone.

Ok if we have to have 3 I'll nick Richard Armitage from Mrs TP +Aidy baby makes 3

You aren't planning to slip any colourless, tasteless untraceable poison into our coffee when we meet at Starbucks, are you? Because I'be seen that done on films and I'm going to accidentally drop mine into a pot plant, which shall instantly shrivel up.

🔫🔫🔪🔪🔫💣

I don't like these emojis.

I'm not going to kill anyone.

Is there one for poison?

💄Poisoned lipstick
🐇 Cute bunny
🐸Toadgirl

Must hasten to say that Toadgirl isn't poison. I just found a toad!!

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🍎Red apple. Definitely poisoned!

I shall go back to bed now

Aha! You missed out the snowman ⛄

Ha I have work to do so will post more bollocks later on.

Gosh these threads have moved fast - completely missed the second thread!

Does anyone remember this?

Well, I've plodded round every Starbucks in my area and can't find any trace of you, Vanilla. At one point I thought I'd found you but the woman's sailor hat turned out to be made from the Guardian - so close but no cigar. She got quite angry when I approached her and demanded my loo brush - I had to make a hasty retreat with neither dignity nor goody bag.

It's all that conflict palm oil.

Could you be a bit more specific about your whereabouts please?

Vanilla

Aw, thanks for my emoji. Love it.

Just skim-read the thread to catch up a bit.

It's exhilarating!

STARFUCKS. It's the BJ cafe. Next door to Madam JoJo's.

Noonesfool

You won't get any work done in that cafe, you know.

You'll be thinking about this thread all the time. What you're missing. What we're saying about you. If you'll ever be able to catch up again

Ok, I'll be setting off as soon as I've soaked my bunions.

What's the Difference Between Starbucks and a Prostitute?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!