To start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

VanillaSugar gave me the honour of continuing this into the third thread, since she's busy cooking meth and probably won't even appear on this although like the previous two nobody will respond.

How fast can we fill this one?

Pics of our virtual boyfriends, random facts, bad puns all welcome! No need to keep up with us, nobody ever can

In the words of toadgirl - "Life is a smorgasbord. There should be all kinds of threads for all kinds of people and moods. Why not?"

Yes, Better. New spec and fancy new absolutely unclear mark scheme. Yay. 🙄

what ewww..poor 3 year old. Hope he perks up.

Oh he's perfectly perky and had a piece of toast and wanted more. He's an odd one.

Are the bristles in the shape of the logo Better

Oh dear - not an auspicious start to the day, What. But maybe it won't come to anything.

Well, that would be an added bonus, Average, but I'd settle for any brush at the moment as mine is dilapidated through long service. I do hope MNHQ is going to honour our expectations which were made quite clear at the end of our last thread.

😨

I said that I'd hand them out personally, not post them.....

Meet me in STarfucks behind the respectable looking business man and the judge.

Will you be wearing any floral identification?

Oh that's good, What - he's not I'll then. You'll be able to meet us for the distribution of the goody bags.

*ill

Will the judge be wearing......

Judgey pants?

I have important things to do today. So I'm off back to bed.

Will they be from Victoria's Secret?

The judgey pants?

No. Asda.

I'll be wearing a red rose on my heart and a sailor hat made out of The Times.

Morning oh my goodness Wow Wow Wow

Shouldn't that be Ow Ow Ow if you did it 7 times yesterday? Do you slip Viagra into his coffee??

I have three DC that went to a party yesterday, we received three party bags and one is much better than the other two so now and since receiving the bags my three DC are battling over the good party bags!

My froof is protesting but I don't mind. My guy has an awful lot of lead in his pencil. We are returning to bed to catch up on some shut eye.

I'm still in bed waiting for my maid to bring in my cup of tea. Really, you just can't get the staff these days

What subject / year group to you teach noone?

I know I know !
Have a look at my guys youer tuber uber vids and you'll see he is a real laugh inbed on sets

He has a lovely lilt

NotMyMoney - That's terrible! Nothing like unequal party bags to create civil war! But why was one better? Do you think one of your DCs accidentally got the birthday child's goody bag? (In which case there might be civil war raging in that house too...)

But that three party bags incident fits very neatly into the theme of this thread...