To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I wonder how many posts we'll reach today.. how fast did the last thread fill?

noones you wouldn't want to tie yourself down anyway - what if someone even better comes on the scene?
All of you GOT virgins - your time is better spent going and rectifying that particular insufficiency in your life.

Exactly, Alice. I think I'm not cut out for marriage.

did I mention no one ever asked me?

I did have a lovely salmon dress picked out though, and had started saving my marg tubs to serve a nice lobscouse in.

Don't worry I had to cry and cry to wring out one proposal. It didn't really feel worth it.

The rainbow beach party is still happening, Alice. A wedding without the boring bit

But on the plus side we are free at a moments notice for an elopement with our celeb of choice, with a ready planned wedding party and catering.

Alice Where can I find it?

Hear hear, Alice! Noone (including Noone)'s life is complete without GoT.

Thank goodness! Bikinis on Blackpool beach in the rain, and no speeches?

And bridesmaids, Alice.

Hell yeah. Although Vanilla can still do a speech because it's her Fred.

We want to be there in our rainbow dresses - you wouldn't deny us that.

Is this what Mumsnet's come to?

I don't know if the old series are on Now TV (Sky) but you can def get those on DVD to get you started.
In the first series they are all young and lovely and their ages make sense.

Vanilla's speech will be very short and pithy and mostly notable by its absence.

Rainbow dresses still happening.

DMPP I think orange is still available

Average - it's not on Netflix. It is on Amazon Prime, if you've GoT that (see what I did there?!) I'm working my way through it on DVDs at the moment.

We have been driven to this corner where trolls can't hurt us because they would only drive up the post-count.

My Salmon is orange, although I will relinquish a more saffron type shade.

Alice "Mostly notable by its absence"

Better I got excited then as I have prime but it isn't free on there :(

Also what can I wear to this party

You can either choose a rainbow colour or you can get a unicorn t shirt.

Oh, it's not free? That's annoying. But you must see it in some form.

For the beach party/wedding - something rainbow-coloured and flamboyant.

Is blue taken?