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AIBU to think my husband has cheated?

103 replies

lovemycatmorethanmyhusband · 03/08/2016 08:17

I really hope I am being unreasonable! Last night I found a small corner of a condom wrapper on the bathroom floor. Thought this was strange as we haven't used condoms for months (did have plenty left over.) so I looked in the bathroom bin and there was a used condom (hidden in a crisp packet!)

Confronted my husband straight away and he said he'd had a 'posh w**k' ie had used condom to masturbate. (Apologies for the frank language!) I let it go but can't stop thinking about it. AIBU to think he may have cheated? Really hope I am overreacting.

OP posts:
shinynewusername · 04/09/2016 17:17

Call me silly/naive but I didn't think guys in relationships still pleasured themselves

Ah, bless your crispy cotton socks.

Read this Shock

MrsBobDylan · 04/09/2016 17:23

acasualobserver I love your take on thisGrin.

As a mother of 3 ds under 10 yrs, this thread has caused me great concern for the future. It's going to be awful isn't itSad. I can't deal with crispy socks

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 04/09/2016 17:25

Goingtobe - of course you can! Sorry, I was FBing and missed your message. BUT I'm also going to bed shortly (stupid o'clock here) so probably won't get back to you until my morning. :)

CoconutAndVanilla · 04/09/2016 17:30

shinynewusername

Oh gosh I shouldn't have clicked on that, going to have to delete my internet history on my phone now!

Gabilan · 04/09/2016 17:47

You really thought that men always get all the sex they want at all times in all relationships?!?

It's not just men either.

CoconutAndVanilla · 04/09/2016 17:51

You really thought that men always get all the sex they want at all times in all relationships

There is quiet of a high demand for it in our relationship, both ways... There was a time when we did have a brief discussion about self pleasure, DP said he'd know it was his own hand there, and he hasn't got the kind of imagination needed, so it's a no no, and as for me I can honestly say I've never did it... Thought about it but never went through with it.

Goingtobeawesome · 04/09/2016 18:18

Thumb - just sent Smile.

shinynewusername · 04/09/2016 18:42

Oh gosh I shouldn't have clicked on that, going to have to delete my internet history on my phone now!

Why? It's an article in Esquire by a well-known journalist who used to wank a lot, not some hardcore porn site. Most people masturbate, even if you and your DH (so he claims) are too coy.

CoconutAndVanilla · 04/09/2016 18:48

shinynewusername

It's just something I don't want in my phone history, Oh and my DP never claims.

MaQueen · 04/09/2016 19:26

I think it so sweet that you believe your OP coconut.

Hopelessly gullible, but sweet...

Notfastjustfurious · 04/09/2016 19:38

Oh God do not sniff the condom Envy that's not envy it's boak!

Laineymc7 · 04/09/2016 19:48

Yuck don't go sniffing. I actually think the crisp packet probably shows he was on his own chilling out had a wank and a nice packet of crisps to himself lol.

shinynewusername · 04/09/2016 19:52

I actually think the crisp packet probably shows he was on his own chilling out had a wank and a nice packet of crisps to himself

Either that, or he's shagging Gary Lineker.

AnyFucker · 04/09/2016 19:59

Either that, or he's shagging Gary Lineker.

Quote of the day Grin

Tellmewhywhywhy · 04/09/2016 22:09

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Daydream007 · 05/09/2016 18:35

I don't think he's cheated as he would have hidden the evidence. A posh wank??? I always thought that was a wank wearing expensive silk gloves!!!

toffeeboffin · 05/09/2016 19:52

Grin shiny

Crazycatlady123 · 05/09/2016 21:02

"Give the condom a good sniff. If he has cheated then a woman's vagina will have been wrapped around it and you will be able to smell that. If all you smell is latex then it's a posh wank."

I think that's enough internet for me today.

CoconutAndVanilla · 06/09/2016 19:02

MaQueen You do not know neither me or my partner so please do not pass judgement, I can only assume that you don't believe anything your DP or DH says Grin

MaQueen · 06/09/2016 19:48

No, I don't coconut.

But, I'm afraid I simply cannot believe a bloke who insists he doesn't wank.

MaQueen · 06/09/2016 19:51

Meant to say, I don't know you or your DH...but, I do know all men wank. End of Grin

ashtrayheart · 06/09/2016 19:53

A wank and a packet of crisps Grin love it

CoconutAndVanilla · 06/09/2016 19:59

And it also not nice to call someone you've never met gullible, "you" simply can't believe, you speak as if you know the WHOLE population of men, it is just like a male coming on here and saying that all women do it... Some of us have no need to do it.. Yes end of.

MaQueen · 06/09/2016 20:09

Well, okay...but I think your shocked reaction to Giles Coren's piece in Esquire kinda marks you out as being...erm, very sweet, shall we say Wink

BigbyWolf · 06/09/2016 20:28

Haha, this thread is hilarious!

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