things that drive you nuts

[rubybleu22]

just for fun
it shouldn't really bother you
but it does
you don't know why
here's a few of mine
people that read the newspaper over my shoulder
people that open a packet of crisps upside down
and this one..... when I see people do this , I really struggle....my inner chimp just want to jump up and down on their table
screaming
people who put fry's in the lid of their burger box in mcdonalds

People who have not mastered the apostrophe.

People who don't capitalise.

People.

People who care about how I eat various fried potato snacks.

People who post a thread when there is an identical one already running

I'm only joking with you OP, I'm sure just didn't see it.

I love everything about this thread.

• People who say 'people that', 'ladies that lunch' etc.

• 'Should of'

• People using 'advice' and 'advise' interchangeably

• Tap water that doesn't get properly cold

I think we've just had this thread and it went to nearly 800 posts. We're fresh out of 'things that piss us off' now

When you think
you're getting a poem
but in fact
it's another one of
these threads.

People who turn the page too quickly when I'm reading the newspaper over their shoulders.

People... who... use... elipses.

Vloggers-who gives a shit what you've been doing this week?!

Apostrophe misuse annoys me.

Snow White's voice.
Long toenails.
Water rings around the bottom of cups and glasses.
Phone battery lower than 75%.
Vomiting in films.
Anything to do with Nicki Minaj.
Ditto the Kardashians.
People assuming my accent is American.
Messy buns on the top of the head.
Chicken goujons with dark meat.
Quorn and tofu.
Yoga.
And so much more!

Ellie fucking Goulding... (drops microphone exits stage right)

People who think it's acceptable to rent out a flat on airbnb with flimsy curtains or blinds at the bedroom window which let in bright sunlight at 5am.

Sofas with lots of decorative cushions. Where do I sit?

There, their, they're.
It's not fucking rocket science!