To complain about this flight?

[takingsooty]

I've just got off a long haul flight. After eating a dull but adequate meal, drunk a couple of glasses of passable wine and watched a fun movie about Eddie the Eagle if you're interested I decided to find something to complain about.

AIBU to complain that the baby in front of me had her tea then went to sleep, the parents even changed her nappy in the loos rather than the seat.

There were plenty of children and none of them ran about, they seemed glued to the IFE
Nobody reclined their seat until after the meal service.
Everyone queued for the loo in an orderly fashion
We all got off without a hitch.

I'm cross that I couldn't find anything to be cross about.

I think it's funny OP.
Mumsnet is very serious these days. Clearly lightheartedness is no longer allowed. We should all have another brexit fight instead.

I think there is a place for humour and trivialisation where the issue doesn't ever matter. She is not mimimising domestic violence, child abuse or homelessness. It's an inane funny observation about nonsense. Something we could all do with.

There was a queue for the toilets?

That's terrible, Op.

Blimey some people really have had a sense of humour bypass!

The earnest killjoys meeting is that way

OP, if you look in classics, I was on a very recent thread entitled "no drama..." which I think you will like. It's a lovely thread, in the style of your OP.

People who don't like OP's post here, should probably stay away from it and possibly the rest of MN

Apologies if you've seen that thread already, or were even on it, I just realised my post may have come across as slightly patronising and I didn't mean it to be. I better hide before people complain about my shit posts

What a shit post Pink, YABU!

FFS. Is this the designated meeting area for killjoys? Is there some sort of signal that brings you together to suck the joy out of any innocuous and really quite funny OP?

I take it Wambam wasn't on the flight. I'm sure she'd have found something for you to complain about.

Wait until you get home and find that some random stranger has parked on your driveway - THEN you'll have something to rant about

And the lovely mood you were in has been spoilt by some arsey MNers so all is right with the world again...

Arrested you sure your big ds didn't go running up the plane when ye landed and force you to break the queue so he wouldn't get lost!!

I think the OP has summed up MN.

Coming on AIBU and creating a thread about everything having gone right isn't the done thing. Surely the OP has to complain about having nothing to complain about.

Surely there is something Op

Carts in the aisles too frequently?
Turbulence ?
Hand wash too chemically ?

I have even had onboard

Captain "ladies and gentleman happy to tell you we will be landing 25 mins before schedule time of arrival"

Pax "oh well that's great, will have to hang around for our lift"