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Should Mumsnet forum users be allowed to Swear!

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cakelover14 · 23/07/2016 18:54

No offence I enjoy reading the discussions on this board but why do mums really feel the need to swear in their posts! What kind of example are we setting as mums if we can't control the use of our tongues and use language that is obscene.

Mumsnet - why is it not your policy to remove swear words from posts? saying we are all adults doesn't excuse the use of foul language! I am sure I cannot be the only mumsnet user who doesn't want to read swear words every five seconds. It makes me close a thread and stop reading what otherwise could be an interesting read.

All I can say is no wonder every time I go the playground with my kids I hear young children using foul language when parents can't even control their tongues anymore! Unfortunately I agree the world is full of people who swear but as mums should we not take the lead in setting a good example for the next generation???

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MrsHathaway · 23/07/2016 22:24

Is it true that French spoken by nobles in England diverged from the fashionable Parisian French, and so they were laughed at and then said "fuck it, we'll speak English"?

Ish.

Modern (European) Spanish is fairly lispy, because there was a lispy king a couple of hundred years ago and the fashion followed him. South American Spanish had already split off linguistically, so they don't have the funny eth eth eth that The Fast Show takes off so well.

Thang yow ver much I'm here all the damn time night.

Tbh I did a linguistics degree and am hopelessly rusty. This wasn't my specialism so it's been a very long time.

FearsomeNasalHairs · 23/07/2016 22:25

Won't somebody please think of the poor fucking puffins!

Wankkpuffin... Jizzpiffin...

They are very cute, I might start a charity for them (rattles tin)

Anyway op this thread has been very informative for me so thanks for starting it... I'm off to look for the sex thread and to to buy DH a sweary colouring book which I never knew existed

Nanunanu · 23/07/2016 22:26

MrsH that was lovely to read. Thank you for taking the time.

SarcasmMode · 23/07/2016 22:26

Also it's different swearing in front of other adults and our children.

I sometimes swear in front of DH.

I do not swear in front of my DDs so how can I be setting a bad example?

It's a good idea instead to teach our children why it's best not to swear/to walk away from someone talking aggressively.

You just can't police words someone can say.

MrsHathaway · 23/07/2016 22:27

Zounds rhymes with wounds btw.

I also like 'pon rep'. Y'all might enjoy some Georgette Heyer for examples of comedy non-swears.

FearsomeNasalHairs · 23/07/2016 22:27

Bloody cuntychop autocorrect *jizzpuffin

  • disclaimer I do like the word jizzpiffin I might start using it to confuse people!
ABloodyDifficultWoman · 23/07/2016 22:29

at MrsH Utterly fabulous post - thank you

SisyphusDad · 23/07/2016 22:33

Another one who's exempt from the non-swearing injunction as I'm a single dad, even if I style myself MaD - Mum and Dad.

And sorry, I do swear in front of my children. Frequently. In spite of being well educated, pernickety about language and grammar and having a very extensive vocabulary (as in fact do my kids - most of their vocabulary is even clean).

But I swear in front of them because life is shit and fucking hard work, my fucking kids drive me up the fucking wall, I have no other sodding release, I can barely cope from fucking day to fucking day and - did I mention - my fucking kids drive me up the fucking wall and I can't fucking cope all the time.
And my kids swear back at me.

BUT. Early on I had to decide which battles I was going to fight, because I couldn't fight - let alone win - all of them. And I decided that letting them swear at each other, or me, was a better outlet than let them smash up the house or me or each other.

BUT. They know perfectly well when it is allowable to swear (with me or with each other) and when not.

AND. Absolutely everyone else they come into contact with thinks that they are polite, well brought up and exemplary children.

It also reminds me of an American writer called Cynthia Heimel , who's writing I greatly enjoyed. The forward to one of her books was written by her son, Brodie. One of his fondest memories was, on thinking what he and his mates could do, deciding to 'go round to Brodie's and say "fuck" a lot.' Apparently he turned out OK.

Trills · 23/07/2016 22:33

I can't help but hear Zounds rhyming with Hounds.

EmpressOfTheVaginaDentata · 23/07/2016 22:34

Thank you from me too, MrsH!

WellErrr · 23/07/2016 22:35

MrsH I think I could talk to you for HOURS. Loved the bit about cow/beef.

👏👏

SarcasmMode · 23/07/2016 22:36

I am so juvenile I'm having a good laugh at some of these swear words.

Cuntychops may just win it.

I've always liked dickwaddle, knobjockey and arsewipe.

Simple but elegant.

Didn't you know a fuck can be good for the soul,?

ABloodyDifficultWoman · 23/07/2016 22:39

I liked your post too Sisyphus - it has a ring of familiarity. You can protect children all you like but when they come home from day 6 at primary and run round the house yelling "cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt" repeatedly you do have to consider the merits of letting certain things just be Grin

IamtheZombie · 23/07/2016 22:40

Zombie swears. She swears a lot. She has extremely good reasons to swear. She swears in front of ZombieLad. ZombieLad swears in front of her. ZombieLad is 41yo.

WaitrosePigeon · 23/07/2016 22:40

I'm very late to this party but I'm so fucking glad we can swear.

I am not 8 years old, I don't want to be censored thanks.

ghostspirit · 23/07/2016 22:40

this thread has made me laugh. anyway op in the world there are always going to be things we dont want our kids to hear/see/copy. its up to us as parents to teach them whats ok for them and whats not. i just tell my kids they are words grown ups sometimes use. and not words for children.

quencher · 23/07/2016 22:41

I swear on line but I don't swear in real life. I do but under my breath. People think am well spoken with no swear words buts it's all pretend. I could swear for England. On line I can use it knowing that only adults would be reading and some time it's deserving. Good to let all out.

I real life I use "sugar" a lot.

TiggyOBE · 23/07/2016 22:44

It,s [swear]+[black and white animal]

Don,t be such a wankbadger - jizzpuffin - anuszebra - bollockskunk - knobkillerwhale - etc

LilacSpunkMonkey · 23/07/2016 22:45

The best bit of this thread has been the professional school ma'am types turning up to agree with the OP and tell us how naughty we are.

I love being able to swear on here. Because I'm an adult and don't need my language censoring online, on an anonymous website for adults.

Anyone who doesn't like it can take their lemon-suckling faces elsewhere.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 23/07/2016 22:48

I'm actually required to swear at work, occasionally, admittedly, but still.

it's only words.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 23/07/2016 22:57

You know swearing improves your pain tolerance?

quencher · 23/07/2016 22:59

Heehaw, Christ on a bicycle, the thought of saying 50% of the things I say on here to anyone in real life, let alone to DC, is fucking insane!

I watch a video that explained how the phrase "Christ on a bicycle " or Christ on. Wooden bicycle came about. Fascinating.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 23/07/2016 23:02

So two posts from the OP on this thread. I call goadyfucker.

HermioneWeasley · 23/07/2016 23:18

Things you need in your life OP

Should Mumsnet forum users be allowed to Swear!
Should Mumsnet forum users be allowed to Swear!
IHeartTyrion · 23/07/2016 23:22

MrsHathaway and SisyphusDad I think I love you both a little bit 😍