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Should Mumsnet forum users be allowed to Swear!

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cakelover14 · 23/07/2016 18:54

No offence I enjoy reading the discussions on this board but why do mums really feel the need to swear in their posts! What kind of example are we setting as mums if we can't control the use of our tongues and use language that is obscene.

Mumsnet - why is it not your policy to remove swear words from posts? saying we are all adults doesn't excuse the use of foul language! I am sure I cannot be the only mumsnet user who doesn't want to read swear words every five seconds. It makes me close a thread and stop reading what otherwise could be an interesting read.

All I can say is no wonder every time I go the playground with my kids I hear young children using foul language when parents can't even control their tongues anymore! Unfortunately I agree the world is full of people who swear but as mums should we not take the lead in setting a good example for the next generation???

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coughingbean · 23/07/2016 23:22

Oooooo this is the perfect opportunity to show off my new cushion! Et voila!

Should Mumsnet forum users be allowed to Swear!
Willyorwonte · 23/07/2016 23:23

Go fuck off if cunty words offend . Grin

iklboo · 23/07/2016 23:25

What was the theme to Malcolm in the Middle? Oh, yeah.

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now....

IggyPopsicle · 23/07/2016 23:25

I agree with the OP. It's fucking disgusting. Shit & piss this, bugger & bollocks that....I would never dream of using such foul fucking language.

This country has gawn to the dawwgs, I tell ye! Grin

whitehandledkitchenknife · 23/07/2016 23:26

Any sign of OP? the fucking fucker's fucked off

ItsNotUnusualToBe · 23/07/2016 23:30

Thank you MrsHathaway

See, OP, how fucking polite we are around here :passive aggressive head tilt:

SoTheySentMeA · 23/07/2016 23:37

I wasn't aware I was supposed to be setting an example on an anonymous parenting site that my kids don't read

Yeah me too. I was about to add a slightly sweaty comment to the butter thread but now realise we have some sensitive nellies in tonight, so I won't [hmmm]

SoTheySentMeA · 23/07/2016 23:37

That should have said sweary

IggyPopsicle · 23/07/2016 23:37

ItsNotUnusualToBe Too fucking right. We are practically shitting out politeness from all orifices. Well, actually...I only ever shit out rose petals and the sun shines out of my vag but that's another thread for the cunting Health topic.

StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine · 23/07/2016 23:38

Um, we're not children.

Twat.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 23/07/2016 23:38

Ah I'm not a mum so presumably I can swear like a cunt?

Oh and I'm sure this has been pointed out but if you don't like it, feel free to fuck off Smile

ailith · 23/07/2016 23:39

Swearing is for dim people. So no.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 23/07/2016 23:41

Oh and if you are still reading OP instead of just posting and fucking off starting a post with 'no offence' is going to get people's backs up!

HTH

Didactylos · 23/07/2016 23:41

James fucking Kelman won the fucking Booker prize

M0nstersinthecl0set · 23/07/2016 23:43

^^ can I get "actually" on that comment? Swearing is good for pain and stress management and high numbers of intelligent adults are sweary fuckers.
Look it up. Research is a good use of your time. Though of course, extra screentime WILL rot your brains to crap. Wink

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 23/07/2016 23:43

Oh I love the 'only dim people swear posts' - only dim people think that only dim people swear

so there

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 23/07/2016 23:46

And it's less twatty than posting words like f, c etc - that's twee and fucking pathetic

EskSmith · 23/07/2016 23:46

Definite a GF thread - ironic eh!
Like many I only opened to enjoy the inventive swearing bound to ensue, you haven't failed MN!! Plus the delights of Mrs H's eloquency.

Thanks OP (for being emphatically wrong)

DarkRecess · 23/07/2016 23:47

Of course you're being unreasonable.

This is one of the few places I can come and bitch about my 17 year old DD being an utter fucknugget when she's kicking off without actually saying something damaging in real life.

If MN took away the ability to swear, I'd be handing out pitchforks so we could hunt the cockwomble that spoiled it for everyone. I'm nice like that Grin

ailith · 23/07/2016 23:56

Livia etc (Why don't you people have SHORT names?):
Oh god I am utterly crushed.

JaimeLannister · 23/07/2016 23:56

It really butters my pissflaps to read all this foul language.

BillyDaveysDaughter · 23/07/2016 23:57

I read this thread for the sole purpose of finding new material.

All hail jizz gargler.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 24/07/2016 00:00

JaimeLannister I fucking love your name btw - my favourite GoT character and a total hottie

Ooh - does referring to GoT have the potential to be offensive too as they swear on that too?

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IHeartTyrion · 24/07/2016 00:08

Ohhhh, look, more goading!