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To be appalled that DP pronounces the L in almond

323 replies

BumpPower · 19/07/2016 20:01

I say armond.. Am I wrong? Almond sounds wrong..

OP posts:
UsernameTaken2 · 19/07/2016 22:35

Arl-mund here

MyMurphy · 19/07/2016 22:40

But as the OP isn't coming back, why are we bothering!

Toddlerteaplease · 19/07/2016 22:42

Armond here!

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 19/07/2016 22:44

I have to say I don't quite understand the 'salmon' argument - surely nobody pronounces it 'ammond' (as in Richard without the H)...

FoxesOnSocks · 19/07/2016 22:45

Merchant; the g thing is so very Brummie. It seems to be the one thinGUH that can't be quashed try as a brummie might.

KindDogsTail · 19/07/2016 22:49

hazeyjane Tue 19-Jul-16 22:19:00
But dictionary pronunciation says bath is pronounced bath (to rhyme with hearth) and scone (to rhyme with bone)
Here the dictionary says skon for English;
scone (to rhyme with bone) American.
A:mend English, almond American.
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/scone

MyMurphy · 19/07/2016 22:53

As I was saying, the OP isn't coming back!

MyMurphy · 19/07/2016 22:54

She is probably a Daily Mail journalist!!

FoxesOnSocks · 19/07/2016 22:57

I'm very excited at the thought I might soon read an article on The Saying of Almond.

Ooh I hope it's a book!!

nuttymango · 19/07/2016 23:00

Apparently we're all supreme wankers in this house Blush
Maybe it's because we're from the west country.

Joinourclub · 19/07/2016 23:02

My MIL says ULL-mond ( and BULLcany )

CallarMorvern · 19/07/2016 23:03

Ol-mund - broad Lancashire accent. DH, middle class boy, posher than me also says ol-mund. I've only heard tv people say Ah-mund, like those people who say 'erbes instead of herbs.

bluechameleon · 19/07/2016 23:04

My husband and I argue about this. But after reading this thread I can't remember how I normally say it now.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 19/07/2016 23:05

Almond or Ah-mond. Armond is just shitting, bollocksy wrong.

Middleoftheroad · 19/07/2016 23:06

Al-mond for me. As Im from Bham I pronounce the gs and vowel sounds. Bugs me when others say 'Birminham' there's a g there bab!

Bloopbleep · 19/07/2016 23:10

When I talk of multiples I'd say ah-monds but if talking about a singular I'd say Al-mond

honeylulu · 19/07/2016 23:14

The L is silent, the same as salmon.

AnotherPrickInTheWall · 19/07/2016 23:19

My DM says it without the L. She dons fat fuckers smocks so I expect she has the right to be pretentious.

brodchengretchen · 19/07/2016 23:21

The French word for almond is 'amande', pronounced as it is written. Many food words in English came from Norman French, e.g. 'porc' the French for pig to describe pig meant, hence our word 'pork', and so it goes on, mutton/mouton, beef/boeuf, et cetera.

Al'mond as a pronunciation may come from a literal phoneticisation of the word, which may creep in where the word is used by speakers who read the word first before actually hearing it and therefore have nothing to reference.

I think other examples may include maraschino, dauphinoise, quinoa - and the list goes on. There is a case, I think, for saying that we can legitimately anglicise words, such as plurals in Latin such as 'consortium', where 'consortia' possibly seems pretentious and irrelevant in our modern age.

I'm going back to my almond consortium now. Wink

KittensWithWeapons · 19/07/2016 23:25

I also pronounce scone to rhyme with bone grin]

nuttymango · 19/07/2016 23:31

WTF are fat fuckers smocks ?

FuckingMother · 19/07/2016 23:36

The amount of replies to this OP are incredible. 😂😂😂

JulesJules · 19/07/2016 23:40

Ah-mund
Do you al-munders pronounce salmon sal-mon?

Wordsaremything · 20/07/2016 00:21

He says : toilet, settee, evening meal, doily, cruet, condiments , front room and pardon as well doesn't he.
You poor thing.
LTB

Flashbangandgone · 20/07/2016 00:45

Armond here (Bucks).

Though I'be heard almond pronounced with an 'l'.

Incredulous at the poster who pronounces the 'l' in 'calm' though?!? Bit of a mouthful surely, and have never heard it (and I've lived in London, the Midlands and the North as well as Bucks)

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