People who don't have their keypad tones turned off on their phones
People typing aggressively on laptops on trains so your seat shakes
People making any noise in the quiet carriage
People who dawdle
People who just stop dead when walking in busy areas
People who don't look who's already walking down the pavement when they wander out of doorways
People who say "brought" instead of "bought"
People who say "could of" instead of "could have"
People who say "can I get..." at a bar
People who hog the middle or fast lane of the motorway
People who sit in the priority seats on busses when there are other seats available, and then get pissy because some has got on that actually needs it
People who smoke in crowded areas
Tall people who stand right in front of me at gigs
Queue jumpers
People who start queuing at the airport gate too early and encourage everyone else to have to stand up too
People who seem surprised they have to empty their pockets/ take their belt off/ have their bloody toiletries in a plastic bag when they go through airport security
People who applaud the pilot when a plane does an absolutely bog standard landing
Self service check outs
Changing the bins
Ooh, that was cathartic!